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[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

RGT is not a dating site. Please do not DM anyone looking to flirt, it won't be welcome here.

 

[Zerpina]

RGT is not a dating site. Please do not DM anyone looking to flirt, it won't be welcome here.

*Sends Ranmy a Flirty DM*
My Dearest and Most Exquisite Tomato of My Heart,

Pray, forgive the audacity of this humble scribe, for I find myself utterly besotted with thee, more so than a kitten with a ball of yarn, or a goose with a particularly shiny pebble. With pen in trembling hand and heart aflutter like a butterfly caught in a hurricane, I dare to profess my undying (or at least mildly persistent) affection.

Thy eyes, fair as two lamps lit by the angels themselves, hath cast a spell upon my very soul, causing me to stumble more awkwardly than a newly born calf in a barnyard. Ah! How I long to serenade thee with my dulcet tones, though I fear I sound more like a broken drum than a nightingale.

Verily, I am but a humble servant to thy charms, willing to do cartwheels (though I possess neither the agility nor the grace) just to catch a glimpse of thy radiant visage. Shouldst thou deign to accept this silly, love-lorn fool, I promise to serenade thee with songs, dance with thee beneath the moonlight, and perhaps even share my last penny (though it is most likely counterfeit).

In conclusion, I remain forever thy devoted, if somewhat clumsy, admirer who dreams of thee in my sleep, and who hopes that someday, we might dine on strawberries and cream, and perhaps, if the stars align, share a single, stolen kiss.

Yours in eternal foolishness and unrequited affection,

Ms. Zerpina McTango

 

[DEH]

RGT is not a dating site. Please do not DM anyone looking to flirt, it won't be welcome here.

No and why should I do that but this thread here is important and I think it was right that I made it because everyone can see that RGT is not a dating site ! I think people here know me enough to know that I would never bother anyone !

 

[Dyne]

*Sends Ranmy a Flirty DM*
My Dearest and Most Exquisite Tomato of My Heart,

Pray, forgive the audacity of this humble scribe, for I find myself utterly besotted with thee, more so than a kitten with a ball of yarn, or a goose with a particularly shiny pebble. With pen in trembling hand and heart aflutter like a butterfly caught in a hurricane, I dare to profess my undying (or at least mildly persistent) affection.

Thy eyes, fair as two lamps lit by the angels themselves, hath cast a spell upon my very soul, causing me to stumble more awkwardly than a newly born calf in a barnyard. Ah! How I long to serenade thee with my dulcet tones, though I fear I sound more like a broken drum than a nightingale.

Verily, I am but a humble servant to thy charms, willing to do cartwheels (though I possess neither the agility nor the grace) just to catch a glimpse of thy radiant visage. Shouldst thou deign to accept this silly, love-lorn fool, I promise to serenade thee with songs, dance with thee beneath the moonlight, and perhaps even share my last penny (though it is most likely counterfeit).

In conclusion, I remain forever thy devoted, if somewhat clumsy, admirer who dreams of thee in my sleep, and who hopes that someday, we might dine on strawberries and cream, and perhaps, if the stars align, share a single, stolen kiss.

Yours in eternal foolishness and unrequited affection,

Ms. Zerpina McTango

Zerpina gave the true answer to the question "can you meet women" --
Yes, but only if you're a chick.

BUT WAIT--

RGT is at the internet, so internet rule still applied here: Everyone is a guy until proven otherwise.

This is also 100% true. Sorry OP.

 

[Zerpina]

I have been asking myself this question for a long time but I had to wait until now and now I ask this question here. Can you meet women here on RGT ??

! Please only serious comments !

Now, joking aside, if you were only joking about or the like, you would have made it clear from the get-go that it was a joke thread, like the "Which user would you date" thread.

You’ve doubled back now that you’ve seen people aren’t into it here.
This was kind of a pointless thread, man. I’m not being mean or scrutinizing you, but it seems a bit fishy to make a thread like this.

Little Sus...

 

[JackNoir413]

me when im absolutely desperate and werthermaxxing and havent seen a real woman in years face to face and cant remember a single happy moment in the entirety of my life: "hmm i wonder if i can meet girls on RTG"

short answer: obviously no, go OUTSIDE.

RGT is not a dating site. Please do not DM anyone looking to flirt, it won't be welcome here.

kitten check your dms

 

[thecrow2313]

No and why should I do that but this thread here is important and I think it was right that I made it because everyone can see that RGT is not a dating site ! I think people here know me enough to know that I would never bother anyone !

I'm keeping the jokes to absolute silence but you're rolling the dice here. Like I said you have to respect members privacy & anonymity. I have the most absolute deepest respect & love within this community. Don't be that person who gets hurt the hard way.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

No and why should I do that but this thread here is important and I think it was right that I made it because everyone can see that RGT is not a dating site ! I think people here know me enough to know that I would never bother anyone !

So this wasn't one of your older accounts then?

I'm not offended mind you, but not everyone here may appreciate this sort of thing.

 

[Retro Doomer]

I met my wife on RGT, we’ve been married for 22 years this August.

Here’s a cute photo of her:

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She love showing me retro games.

What a beauty.

 

[Zerpina]

So this wasn't one of your older accounts then?
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I'm not offended mind you, but not everyone here may appreciate this sort of thing.

Right.
Myself ranmy, I don't mind a DM from anyone if they're asking about something or the like...
but not to be hit on. I'm not on RGT for dates.

I'm here to spread chaos and the occasional laugh.

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

No and why should I do that but this thread here is important and I think it was right that I made it because everyone can see that RGT is not a dating site ! I think people here know me enough to know that I would never bother anyone !

This ain't a dating site bro. This is a video game forum.

 

[JackNoir413]

So this wasn't one of your older accounts then?
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I'm not offended mind you, but not everyone here may appreciate this sort of thing.

oops! sorry that was actually me. i was going through my incel arc fedoramaxxing sorry for any inconveniences i caused you.
/j

 

[Zerpina]

I don't remember where I heard or saw the idea for it.
But girls, keep a photo of an adult male on your phone.
If a guy sends you a rude body part photo, send the funny one back and say...
"That got me fired up"

See how quickly they lose your DM or number.
*Mind you I'm toning the language down*

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Dont worry Dany youll find true love. But not in this cesspool

 

[DEH]

Now, joking aside, if you were only joking about or the like, you would have made it clear from the get-go that it was a joke thread, like the "Which user would you date" thread.

You’ve doubled back now that you’ve seen people aren’t into it here.
This was kind of a pointless thread, man. I’m not being mean or scrutinizing you, but it seems a bit fishy to make a thread like this.

Little Sus... View attachment 82523

It's alright.

 

[thecrow2313]

@ICD Are you taking notes? You're gonna need a big college notepad, lots of pencils & huge eraser, highlighter, and fine ink pen later in life.

 

[DEH]

Dont worry Dany youll find true love. But not in this cesspool

Yes, definitely someday.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I don't remember where I heard or saw the idea for it.
But girls, keep a photo of an adult male on your phone.
If a guy sends you a rude body part photo, send the funny one back and say...
"That got me fired up"

See how quickly they lose your DM or number.
*Mind you I'm toning the language down*
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Check your DM Zerpina i send you a letter bomb!

 

[DEH]

So this wasn't one of your older accounts then?
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I'm not offended mind you, but not everyone here may appreciate this sort of thing.

Oh guys you're really driving me crazy

 

[Zerpina]

Check your DM Zerpina i send you a letter bomb!

Spicy! And sure check yours. I sent the panty shot you wanted

 

[thecrow2313]

Oh guys you're really driving me crazy

That's the beauty of this place, it'll drive you crazy

 

[DEH]

That's the beauty of this place, it'll drive you crazy

looks like this

 

[thecrow2313]

looks like this

 

[bjork]

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knows, I think there are already specialized applications for this.

 

[bjork]

The willie nelson one in the upper right