Your mother worries about you, you know

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

Mom it doesn't work that way anymore, everyone has standards now, I pay to work, and kids cost more to educate and entertain but at least when I die alone I wouldn't have spent all those years with someone I just settled for and only discovered the person I married when they're jobless or living on retirement and have nothing in common with and sit miserably with watching the bargain $5 dollar action movie box slop and complains about the government without getting up from the couch. Also Dad why are you calling me to talk about Mom? She dumped you when I turned 2. Besides she gets nice cat photos everyday, there's your grandkid right now. Furry but costs just as much.

 

[NobodyHere]

This thread has made me realize that a lot of the users here are probably around my parents age. There’s an high chance my mom would be into retro gaming if she had more time. This has been a reminder to me to try to play something with her when she’s not super busy in the future.

(I have tried with my dad he gets really confused really easily no matter how simple the game is)

 

[Don Patch]

 

[HextarVigar]

Knowing that obnoxious little bastard froze to death made the end of Dinosaurs worth it.

 

[Aisf]

Jokes on you my mother has spent over a hundred dollars on sims dlc!

 

[Antilocal123]

she's 6 feet under can’t hurt me lmao