The Crow: City of Angels for the Sega Saturn is genuinely the worst game I have ever fucking played.
Now, there's a lot of stinkers out there. You got stuff like Big Rigs: Over The Road Racing, which is so bad that it's funny. Maybe FlatOut 3, a game that was so poorly made that it's core mechanics are broken.
But The Crow has those game beat, because nothing in this game is broken. All the mechanics work exactly how they should, but it doesn't stop it from being an absolute fucking shitwreck of a game with the most mind-numbingly boring gameplay loop.
The whole fucking game consists of you attempting to steer this wooden log with clown make-up while you beat up the same looking dudes over and over again until your disc rots away.
I do not mind tank controls, quite the opposite in fact. I love tank controls, they're a fantastic choice for horror games like Resident Evil or Silent Hill but can someone please tell me, what other Beat-em Up game forces you to use god damn TANK CONTROLS.
Every single time there's a dude behind you hitting you in the back of your dumb little head, you gotta slowly turn your gargoyle statue body around so he punches your face instead until you could actually fight back. Pissing on rocks is more entertaining.