Worst games recomendation.

Fucking Eggs of Steel, you want to see some utterly BAFFLING game design? Look no further that Atlus' own Eggs of motherfucking Steel. It is a repugnant game that only the mad and insane would dare to endeavor and dive into. That being said, I have 100%ed the game
 
Fucking Eggs of Steel, you want to see some utterly BAFFLING game design? Look no further that Atlus' own Eggs of motherfucking Steel. It is a repugnant game that only the mad and insane would dare to endeavor and dive into. That being said, I have 100%ed the game
 
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You have to look for objects in a mansion that jump and pick them up to collect little spirits.
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(Searching is fun)
the positioning sucks, if you load your save, chances are you are stuck out of bounds and will not be able to move to get back into bounds.
 
Ninjabread Man. Hilariously great character concept. Horrendously bad game. It was a failed Zool pitch that got turned into a bunch of equally bad reskins. The camera and and platform collision is horrible. The combat is pretty bad too and it feels like you are just bullying a bunch of innocent pastries for no reason. The whole concept is still funny though. It's a real waste of potential.

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I'm going to throw out Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures. It's a point-and-click adventure game that came out in 1994 and annoyed the ever-loving shit out of me as a child.

See, in a normal point-and-click game, you control the character by clicking on the location you want them to travel to or items you want to interact with. In Pac-Man 2: The New Adventures, Pac-Man does whatever the hell he wants because all you can do is suggest what he should do. Whether or not he listens to you is up to his current mood, which you're responsible for maintaining.

So just max out his mood and be done with it, right? Nope! If Pac-Man is too happy, he ends up doing dumb shit that stalls progression.

I don't think I ever finished this game.
 
Virtual Hydlide on Saturn.
I love this ugly game.

One time, I was running randomly around, because reasons and some monster pursuing me, and i found a hidden item in a dark forest. I was thrilled I found a secret item !!! Was it magic ? What was it ?
It was a lantern. A cursed lantern of darkness (it produces darkness instead of light).
It was useless, but fun nonetheless.
It is a wonderful game dressed as the worst dry dirty crust ever.
"Random" generated game with a seed you can choose.
 
Thought of two more:
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Anima: Ark of Sinners.
Platformer Wiiware title. there's only three music tracks. platforming and combat are bad.
(My favorite enemy is the flying ones that you are forced to fight in combat arenas. Hit them and the knockback sends them offscreen, so now you have to wait for them to come back so you can hit them again.)

(I don't know if this one counts):
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The menu music loop is one second long.
this was a "make your own video game" game released in 2006.
You have to use a code to unlock the full game and continue making anything past a three day limit.
you could either call the maker, or use a code (a password and license id) to login and activate your copy.
obviously doesn't work anymore, cause Gamesweet's gone
 
Need for Speed: Most Wanted DS.

Play this if you're feeling brave, I dare you to finish it, because it honestly might be the most miserably slow, ugly, clunky and tedious game I have ever had the displeasure to play through. Absolutely nightmarish handing and they make you stop dead on your tracks to play a memory game to escape the cops.

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The terminator game for Game boy was soooooo bad I couldnt figure out what to do when I was younger. Ditto for the bill and ted game.
If you want moon logic bad, gabriel knight 3 the adventure game killer itself and also the discworld game. (My boyfriend still gets hung up on "octopus, love custard, put them both in the toilet." Puzzle.)
If you are in the mood for pure cheese starring the worlds worst detective. (He even poisons a homeless man with medical grade alcohol.) I recommend the mystery of the druids.
 

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