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Message: [QUOTE="valosagutas, post: 217717, member: 77791"] This thread proves the golden fact of "how to milk customers by basically releasing the same game with obvious but trivial differences for the delusion of 'it's a different' game'". "People won't think it's a remake until we say it's a remake". "We have no shame anymore, we really wanna sell the same game with 'remake' label". "We figured we never had to subtly 'remake' our video games" -- video game industry since like 2020. lololol CAPCOM: "Dude we have run out of ideas. What to dooooooooo?" - Release Resident Evils again. "Are zombies popular again?" - It doesn't matter. They will sell in Japan and Americans love zombie stuff." "Good idea. After a decade we will keep releasing remakes of remakes, then remakes of remakes of remakes..." - But then intentionally cut content from the first remakes so you can add what was in the original little by little each remake. "k" Konami: "Dude I fear pachinko and the mobile industry has no future now. How to make more moneeeey???" - Release Silent Hill 2 and MGS 3 again. "Shouldn't we wait for Kojima to die? He may use his fans to attack us again. He is like Big Boss of the reddit." - He died inside long time ago. He is Venom Kojima now. After he betrayed his soldiers most of them left. The remaining soldiers were sent into a parallel universe. He tried to build another base but we sent Solid Snake who take care of it. He is so weak now. No worries. "k" Nintendo: "Dude IDK how to keep releasing Zelda games without direct continuity." - Take Terraria and bash anime graphics. People love walking simulator games now. Let's call it Zelda BOTW: Terraria Remake. "But Terraria is also about crafting stuff, we can't afford such a budget." - You are right. Remove the crafting stuff. But cooking should remain. "Dude Garry's Mod is still popular. Should we take it too?" - Good idea but let's not put these ideas into the same game. Save it for Zelda TOTK: Garry's Mod Remake. "k" SEGA: "Dude, Kiryu got old. What to do?" - Take Dragon Quest and bash it with Yakuza and call it "Dragon Quest: Yakuza Remake" that also seems like a weird Pokemon game lolol. - Won't people be upset because of turn-based combat? - Upset? Turn-based combat is the way to live. "k" Square Enix: "Dude we run out of RPG idea what to dooooo?" - Dude no one wants a new RPG. They all wanna see Tifa in 4K. Remake the damn FF7. "Shouldn't we release Racing Lagoon 2? Our fans are eager." - Who cares about cars, street racing RPG and whatnot when we have Tifa? "Does video game industry turned into something people only care about sex objects?" - Dude people never cared about your RPGs. They only care about girls. "*cries* Should we develop hentai RPG?" - Dude why RPG? "But RPG" - dudeeeeeeeeeeeee "k" Man, my only hope is indie developers at this point. AAA video game industry collapsed in 2015. They cannot come up with something significantly different anymore just because it would "cost too much" lol. Whatever ancient pizzas they keep heating and heating over and over again that some say "it does sell" I ain't buyin'. lol [/QUOTE]

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