Forum Game Why did you break up with the person above you?

[TheDuke_11037]

Be funny and creative, uhhh that's it

 

[Denmdm]

Broke up with OP cuz he brought me to his bedroom and had a collection of all NBA games including limited editions

 

[Stingy Perry]

Broke up with her because she gave me Medal of Honor Underground for GBA on our anniversary.

 

[TheDuke_11037]

They never learned that not all underwear is edible

 

[Raggs]

Broke up with him because my b*tch of a roommate convinced me that I could do "so much better" when she was just projecting her own unhappiness at being pressured into an arranged marriage by her parents.

 

[TheDuke_11037]

Was projecting to much

 

[Denmdm]

(OP had us all like side bitches no way)

 

[Prism_Red]

I swear there are at least 3 men in black following us around when we went for a date.

 

[Asian girls lover]

Multiple personality, couldn't stand him.

 

[TheDuke_11037]

Didn't want to help distribute the weed

 

[pHoeniX_WRIght]

He was with my mother!

 

[Big Finger Jim]

He WAS my mother!

 

[TheDuke_11037]

Incestuous cheating

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

Tried to shoot me with a sniper rifle.

 

[Big Finger Jim]

Incestuous cheating

IT WASNT MY FAULT

 

[TheDuke_11037]

^Got in the way of my sniper rifle

IT WASNT MY FAULT

Righttttttttttt, it wasnt my fault I fucked your father either

 

[Big Finger Jim]

^Got in the way of my sniper rifle

Righttttttttttt, it wasnt my fault I fucked your father either

NO

 

[Raggs]

He promised a big finger, but I was left disappointed. *jk* *jk* don't shoot me!

 

[TheDuke_11037]

Wasn’t expecting much, didn’t get anything

 

[Big Finger Jim]

He promised a big finger, but I was left disappointed. *jk* *jk* don't shoot me!

I would never lie about that

 

[prnzo x BOOZE-o ka-BEER-o]

**lied about the fact that they would never lie about *that*. don't ask me what *that* even refers to cuz I have less than no idea/just wanted to talk shit xD

 

[Big Finger Jim]

Nah, this ends now, broski. This is the Anal Circumference Wizard and you have FAILED your Anal Circumference check.

 

[Johnathan Smikey]

Broke up with them because of how much of an epic gamer they were.

 

[Bakuma1997]

They prefered the original songs instead of the Weird Al parodies

 

[Mr. Daddy]

They never told me they were a mime.