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Message: [QUOTE="valosagutas, post: 204171, member: 77791"] [B]SEGA Dreamcast Fishing Controller[/B] [SPOILER="press to see additional information"] Even as a SEGA fanboi I think SEGA Dreamcast is a very pointless rubbish console, and they even felt entitled to release this super rubbish like it would save the day lol. [ATTACH type="full" alt="m05164_6__44339.jpg"]69415[/ATTACH] [/SPOILER] [B]Gamecube Donkey Kong Bongos[/B] [SPOILER="press to see additional information"] Nintendidn't think that even this so superior innovative game controller couldn't help them to have an edge against PlayStation. They were so desperate lol. [ATTACH type="full" alt="DK-Bongos.jpg"]69416[/ATTACH] [/SPOILER] [B]Game Boy Pocket Sonar[/B] [SPOILER="press to see additional information"] Nintendo saw the potential of Game Boy becoming a device lots of people carry all around, something like how people carry smartphones these days. So they thought "why not make Game Boy more useful in real life beyond just playing games?" and this is the result. The whole purpose of this device is detecting how deep water is and fish in it. It actually works. They say this superior devices helped the Japanese economy greatly by helping fishers, however serious fishers among professionals and hobbyists alike kindly ask people to commit seppuku for catching fish by using this devil device for insulting their ancestors for they think it's cheating. "Our ancestors had to sacrifice their life by only relying on their body and spirit to bring fish to their families!!!". Even they have a proverb "I didn't have to use a Game Boy Pocket Sonar to catch a fish in my life and I still had fun" to mean "a person doesn't always have to use a device to do what they want and real fun of doing things cannot be achieved by cheating". True story lol. [ATTACH type="full" alt="gameboy_opener-scaled.jpg"]69424[/ATTACH] [/SPOILER] [B]Resident Evil 4 Chainsaw Controller[/B] [SPOILER="press to see additional information"] It's just a rubbish game controller that looks like a chainsaw, nothing more or less. The company produced it claiming it increases the immersion you feel by playing the game with this, besides it's just cool to have lol. [B][ATTACH type="full" alt="1._Chainsaw_Controller.jpg"]69425[/ATTACH][/B] [/SPOILER] [B]Wii Bowling Ball [SPOILER="press to see additional information"] [B]This rubbish caused many people to wreck their houses, kill themselves or others. Until Nintendo stopped selling this rubbish every day thousands of people died as there were countless injuries. The Japanese government fined Nintendo for billions of Yen as Nintendo was required to pay lots of money to the government and all the survivors because of this evil device. Currently this device is in among the top ten banned weapons in the whole country therefore owning one of them is punishable by death. True story lol. [ATTACH type="full" alt="610HXZdKwhL.jpg"]69427[/ATTACH][/B] [/SPOILER][/B] [/QUOTE]

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