What is the worst film you ever saw?

[DrunkGecko]

Dragon ball evolution

 

[Questless Knight]

Dragon ball Evolution
Avatar legend of Ang

And shit loads of Asylum movies.

 

[Octopus]

I assume we're talking about objectively bad movies, not 'good-bad' movies as that's a whole other discussion. Someone here said it already, the worst movies are boring movies for whatever the reason is. I have no ranking of these, there's so many I'm just going to list some I've seen recently or that I can recall off the top of my head.

Total Recall Remake: terrible movie, it's so edgeless and sanded down that there's no point to even watch it anymore. There's no message, or ambiguity, the action scenes are boring and atrociously edited. Every performance is utterly lifeless, Colin Farrell was really phoning it in clearly for the paycheque.

M.Night Shyamalan Avatar: don't think I need to elaborate much on this one, kind of one the most famous box office bombs of all time. Even outside of it being an entirely botched adaptation and separating it from the source material, it's a fucking awful movie.

Pixels: holy goddamn this movie is awful on every level. I crashed out watching it with friends the first time, I actually left the room. I could not believe how bad this was. It is the single most unfunny comedy I've ever seen, and not a single joke landed.

Black Christmas (2019): once again, even separating it from the original its remaking, objectively an abysmal experience. Nothing happens for almost the entire movie, then they drop some absurd nonsense for the big climax that also has nothing going on in it. There's no message, tension, scares, characters, particularly good performances, and it's just dripping with that nonsense 'wannabe enlightened horror' energy that is clearly trying to copy the average A24 film. This is a Blumhouse movie, so it's like 90% confirmed that it was an entirely unrelated script that they bought, slapped the Black Christmas name on with barely any rewrites then just threw out the door. It's also unfortunate as the original is so fucking good.

 

[X y b e r - S k u ll]

I think for me it would be the Live action Avatar movie and Alien Covenant. Avatar probably doesn't need another explanation as to why it sucks, but Alien Covenant is genuinely one of the only films where I've nearly walked out of the cinema because it was that bad. It's bad enough that it was another unnecessary addition to the "Alien franchise" (Which should of only ever been the first 2 films in my mind), but the film just has nothing going for it. None of the characters are interesting or give you any reason to care about them, I don't care about the story or anything that really happens in that film. It just felt like a desperate attempt to appeal to people who hated Prometheus by trying really hard to channel some sense of nostalgia in people by having a lot of visual references to Alien and Aliens, but instead it just makes me want to watch those films since they're so much better lol.
Ridley Scott really should've gone out on a high note and retired after Kingdom of Heaven because lord knows he's never made a good film since.

 

[job32]

Revenge of the radioactive reporter. So terrible, it's amusing.

 

[Jayonnaise6105 Jayonnaise6105]

I assume we're talking about objectively bad movies, not 'good-bad' movies as that's a whole other discussion. Someone here said it already, the worst movies are boring movies for whatever the reason is. I have no ranking of these, there's so many I'm just going to list some I've seen recently or that I can recall off the top of my head.

Total Recall Remake: terrible movie, it's so edgeless and sanded down that there's no point to even watch it anymore. There's no message, or ambiguity, the action scenes are boring and atrociously edited. Every performance is utterly lifeless, Colin Farrell was really phoning it in clearly for the paycheque.

M.Night Shyamalan Avatar: don't think I need to elaborate much on this one, kind of one the most famous box office bombs of all time. Even outside of it being an entirely botched adaptation and separating it from the source material, it's a fucking awful movie.

Pixels: holy goddamn this movie is awful on every level. I crashed out watching it with friends the first time, I actually left the room. I could not believe how bad this was. It is the single most unfunny comedy I've ever seen, and not a single joke landed.

Black Christmas (2019): once again, even separating it from the original its remaking, objectively an abysmal experience. Nothing happens for almost the entire movie, then they drop some absurd nonsense for the big climax that also has nothing going on in it. There's no message, tension, scares, characters, particularly good performances, and it's just dripping with that nonsense 'wannabe enlightened horror' energy that is clearly trying to copy the average A24 film. This is a Blumhouse movie, so it's like 90% confirmed that it was an entirely unrelated script that they bought, slapped the Black Christmas name on with barely any rewrites then just threw out the door. It's also unfortunate as the original is so fucking good.

I took it as meaning movies you get next to no enjoyment from. Like, I wouldn't say Space Jam is a great movie but I enjoy it so much that it became a beloved favourite. A movie I get next to no enjoyment from is something more like the movies you've mentioned.