What does this translate to?

[CyberRabbit]

While I was replaying the Stars Align 2023 Tick Tock Gardens Demo I remembered this text of dialogue from the Aromist in a foreign language (that plays after you call her the fake Aromist) and I don’t understand and I would love to know what it says so if you know the language and what it says that’ll be greatly appreciated :)

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

Placeholder text, doesn't say much. Just random generated text as a placeholder. I wonder why they used Japanese. Probably as a gag

 

[CyberRabbit]

Placeholder text, doesn't say much. Just random generated text as a placeholder. I wonder why they used Japanese. Probably as a gag

 

[Morgana Veil]

Shoot, my translator must be broken. It says that the text says "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could WORSHIP THE DARK UNHOLY LORD OF CHAOS Chuck"

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Serves me right for buying it off AliExpress, I guess

 

[CyberRabbit]

Shoot, my translator must be broken. It says that the text says "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could WORSHIP THE DARK UNHOLY LORD OF CHAOS Chuck"

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Serves me right for buying it off AliExpress, I guess

Ok now I’m confused

 

[Morgana Veil]

Ok now I’m confused

It was a joke, that's all. I was just being goofy

 

[CyberRabbit]

Ok here’s what it actually says

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

This is exactly what it says:

 

[Morgana Veil]

Mine was funnier