The Internet used to be an escape from reality, now reality is an escape from the Internet.
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MSN "Man I remember when Linage 2 had MSN integrated in to the game it was cool"
old BBS boards.
In the 200X, the name MSN was on everyone's lips, as it was used as a sort of proto-dating app, however, Facebook quickly stole the chair right out from under it, so I jumped on that bandwagon, but in the end, the only one doing the fucking was Zuckerberg (who sold our personal data to the highest bidder).
I miss the general guardedness of people, having thicker skin and people just knowing how to not overshare or give away stuff that can leave a trail to be followed and doxed. I also miss the ability to not live in fear of age verification via photo and handing over my ID just to access a chat site.
The only alternative would be to create an alternative web, but one that keeps out companies like Nintendo, organized crime, minors (fuck YouTube Kids and whoever thought it was a good idea to remove the ability to add my childhood theme songs to playlists, because that feature is blocked) and it would also have to exclude the idiots who knowingly spread anti-science and trolling (just for the sake of wasting people's time and derailing every discussion into a dead end).
The purity of social networks and when search engines weren't filled with SEO garbage
Nowadays, searching on YouTube is like playing on 'Dante Must Die' mode.
A while ago, I tried to find video interviews of Quincy Jones and it was as if the site told me 'Fuck you and your specific searches. Watch what's trending right now instead.'
Then when he died last year, the algorithm bombarded me with so many videos of Q (even obscure and forgotten ones), which I had to pile up in my 'Watch Later' list and I still haven't finished watching them all.