What are your superpowers?

[Yousef]

Beating video games.

 

[chufflord]

I have really crazy pattern recognition and above average reaction speed. It helps a lot if I'm playing fighting games or things that require a bit more twitch, but has mixed results everywhere else.

Very similar to that is my ability to know how much time has passed. I put a pizza in the oven for 15 minutes? I get the urge to look at it with under a minute left on the timer every time. It does have a limit though, anything above approximately an hour and I am doomed. With all this time stuff I'd make a really good Time Mage...

There is also the ability to just get up after waking up. My boyfriend has an alarm set for 30 minutes before work and it wakes him up 3 times before he gets up. Some people need it to be a gradual process, but I do not. If I need to be up I can basically get out of bed as soon as I wake up and I'm ready to go.

Same on the passage of time stuff here, I must've multiclassed a bit- think all the customer service gigs did it to me. I definitely don't have that second ability though, I'm a sleepy motherfucker!

Beating video games.

Criminally underrated.

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

A terribly good sense of smell that works to give me a good sense of taste, which is fine with me since I love cooking and baking.

If I wasn't so out of the english anime game I could usually name 70-85% of the voice cast roster thanks my ears and memory but that could have been since the acting pool was much smaller than it is now. My family tell me my memory scares them sometimes but it's only reserved for media, actions and my own feelings so anything stupid they do I won't remember and my short term memory is shot until it's ingrained in long term. It also makes my dreams too real so I'm glad I haven't had a dreams for a while.

 

[Ian Naxieas]

I’d say mine is a curse. If something is to be break, it me they break on. Using the sink, handle falls off as I’m turning it and the sink clogs. Heating up a sandwich at a friend’s, their microwave’s main function stops working(yet it keeps spinning, with lights working). Trying to google something, device freezes for an hour, won’t even shut down. Catches a bus only for it to drive into a ditch. Sit down on a chair, falls through it. Gets to school after a 2 hour bus ride only for it to close as I arrive. Buying groceries, bag breaks just as I get off the bus. No toilet paper, large majority of the time I’m the one left with one square. (On the same vain, found a 711 that was pretty cheap near the school I was going to, next day it’s completely boarded up.) I could go on. It has to happen to someone so of course it’s me.

Oof, that is a bad curse to have. Especially being denied toilet paper, that's like the biggest minor thing that could happen to you. It's not life threatening or anything, it just sucks for many reasons. I think I might have that curse too, it's been mentioned by friends that I have an annihilation field around me that causes stuff to break or fail. I don't even have to be touching things, just being in the vicinity of it is enough. I managed to literally set a sandwich on fire by accident once, so this theory may have merit...

Same on the passage of time stuff here, I must've multiclassed a bit- think all the customer service gigs did it to me. I definitely don't have that second ability though, I'm a sleepy motherfucker!

Now that you mention it, that's probably where I got my Time Mage training too. You have to at least dip into it if you want to survive that kind of job. The second part makes sense though. There's a reason catnaps exist and why it's called such. I would argue that being the Chuff Lord is a power as well. Tigers already chuff plenty, to be given the title of Chuff Lord is no small feat.

A terribly good sense of smell that works to give me a good sense of taste, which is fine with me since I love cooking and baking.

This is a superb power to have. I actually meant to mention this in my initial post, my sense of taste is pretty darn good. It's both a blessing and a curse though. Good food is exquisite, bad food is super trash, average food isn't exactly good as well. x)

I thought of another curse attached to me too! The ability to get irrationally angry at the dumbest shit. I got a package for my boyfriend like half an hour ago. I noticed it was from some place called "Blue Ocean" and that name instantly pissed me off. It's such a nothing name! I mean, the ocean isn't always blue so I guess it's good to know what the creators were envisioning when they created the company. When I think of PowerBook fans I think of, uh, blue oceans all the time. I couldn't find where his package came from because it's such a common name. It is apparently a market strategy too. See! I'm actually riling myself up again! I spent like 30 minutes browsing Google looking at things called Blue Ocean to reaffirm my point in my head. I think you get the point. x)

 

[Bakuma1997]

My lemonade is considered so delicious i often get tasked with making some for the mealtime (When we don't want to buy soda)

 

[chufflord]

I would argue that being the Chuff Lord is a power as well. Tigers already chuff plenty, to be given the title of Chuff Lord is no small feat.

*Makes incredibly loud tiger groans in your general direction*

My lemonade is considered so delicious i often get tasked with making some for the mealtime (When we don't want to buy soda)

Hey, hey, you gotta share with the class now!

 

[McDoob]

I am a computer whisperer. I wrote my first computer program before I started kindergarten. Sure, it was three lines that simply wrote 'F*CK YOU!' on the screen repeatedly, but...I had the maturity of a four-year-old. My whole life, I've been able to get computers to do what I want them to with no effort. Even broken ones, when it's not a hardware issue. But even when it is, I'm just at good at repair.

Except Crapples. That company goes out of its way to make repairs (even upgrades) as difficult and expensive as possible. Seriously, how are they still a thing? Woz was a genius for sure, but Jobs should've never got the job.

-McD

 

[PurpleShoes]

I can eat a large cheese pizza by myself in under an hour. Done it many times before.

 

[Mr. Daddy]

My superpower is being incredibly clumsy and constantly knocking things over but somehow never breaking anything.

 

[Bakuma1997]

Hey, hey, you gotta share with the class now!

Shure *Prepares a jar and serves some to anyone who asks*

 

[trickybus]

Shure *Prepares a jar and serves some to anyone who asks*

Just a crumb, miss

 

[Ian Naxieas]

Except Crapples. That company goes out of its way to make repairs (even upgrades) as difficult and expensive as possible. Seriously, how are they still a thing? Woz was a genius for sure, but Jobs should've never got the job.

Oof, yeah. My boyfriend has been on a kick of buying old computers and playing around with them. I'll give you one guess which computer brand is his only lemon, even after replacing the motherboard, processor and other stuff I can't remember.

I can eat a large cheese pizza by myself in under an hour. Done it many times before.

Yeah, that checks out for Ed. But can you handle an XL cheese pizza in the same amount of time? ?

 

[PurpleShoes]

Yeah, that checks out for Ed. But can you handle an XL cheese pizza in the same amount of time? ?

Oooh, that'd certainly be a challenge! Make it a margherita pizza and I think I could just barely swing it. I'd feel pretty bad after though.

 

[Ian Naxieas]

Oooh, that'd certainly be a challenge! Make it a margherita pizza and I think I could just barely swing it. I'd feel pretty bad after though.

Deal. Do not disappoint me.

 

[trickybus]

Okay, I think I have a real answer now: I can hold a conversation while asleep. I don't remember a damn thing when I wake up but I'm allegedly coherent and appear to be awake, according to past witnesses

 

[Nidoking's icon Nidoking Nidoking]

I can learn thunderbolt, ice beam, flamethrower, and surf.

 

[King Koopa's iconKing Koopa]

I've never dropped a pizza before and I've dropped plenty of things.

 

[Kid Dynamite]

I can create any cheat on any game by just thinking about it.

 

[RuckusMcGuckus]

Any cilantro I eat tastes like soap. Take that cilantro

 

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