Random Welcome to McDonald's!

[ZEGA ZONIC]

She'll take your order.

 

[Clippy]

 

[Jayonnaise6105 Jayonnaise6105]

Legit McDonald's newest mascot:

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

Yes, does a double cheeseburger come with cheese on it? (Legit question I got working at McDonald's once)

 

[bjork]

When I worked at a mcdonalds like a zillion years ago, a coworker sneezed on a tray of unwrapped cheeseburgers and they still wrapped them up and sent them out to people. You could make the argument that the microwave they used to make the food hot after prep and assembly would've killed all the bacteria, but fuck. And not like some soft and demure sneeze, she rared back like Daffy Duck accidentally inhaled an entire pepper shaker. aaa AAA AAAAAACHOOO with visible spray like that movie Outbreak. So gross!

 

[Zerpina]

What's the matter?
Don't ya like clowns? Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny?
You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
~Captain J.T. Spaulding~
May i take your McOrder?

 

[VampireLord1024VampireLord1024's icon]

Will the Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald be working there as well?

 

[Retro Doomer]

Legit McDonald's newest mascot:
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Don't they also have some kind of Anime of course japan only.Why can't we have nice adds like that all we got are adds that make me want to rip my ears off.

 

[X y b e r - S k u ll]

Yeah, can I get uhhh....

The uhhh....

uhhhhhhh........

Can I get uhhh… a cheeseburger, no cheese… no burger...

 

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

Mcdonald's food is expensive and tastes bad and is too small

 

[Retro Doomer]

I just thought of a groung breaking Idea we got pineapple pizza but we also need pineapple burger

Write that down

 

[secreto7]

Legit McDonald's newest mascot:
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[Retro Doomer]

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The Devil is a part timer its from that Anime right

 

[G.L.a.D.O.S.]

"Welcome to McDonald's! May I take your order? And remember, the more you scream, the more you'll enjoy our... special sauce"

 

[Zerpina]

The Devil is a part timer its from that Anime right

Sure is

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

When I worked at a mcdonalds like a zillion years ago, a coworker sneezed on a tray of unwrapped cheeseburgers and they still wrapped them up and sent them out to people. You could make the argument that the microwave they used to make the food hot after prep and assembly would've killed all the bacteria, but fuck. And not like some soft and demure sneeze, she rared back like Daffy Duck accidentally inhaled an entire pepper shaker. aaa AAA AAAAAACHOOO with visible spray like that movie Outbreak. So gross!

My friend worked at Little Caesar for only one day because she accidentally dropped dough on the floor, of which the dough station was right by the backdoor so there was grimy blackened shoe stains since it snowed, the manager then picked the dough that fell, put it on a tray, and wanted her to make a pizza with it which made her walk out right away.

 

[χKai]

I prefer Burger King's volatile onion rings that disagree with my stomach and let everyone in a 10 foot radius know exactly what I've been eating based on the scent alone.

 

[bjork]

I just thought of a groung breaking Idea we got pineapple pizza but we also need pineapple burger

Write that down

This is pretty good, L&L Hawaii used to make these but idk if they do any more.