Didja ever have any weird supplemental add-on hardware for your game consoles? The more redundant, garish, and clunky, the better!
I had a Nintendo e-Reader, which my dad bought off eBay in the early 2000s. If you've never heard of this beast, it was, like... this thing that you shoved into your Gameboy Advance, then ran paper cards across the top of to play games in the most cumbersome way imaginable. It's a massive unit, about the size of a GBA SP from top to bottom, and has this weird redundant nub that doesn't actually do anything but secure the device into the console. (On the SP, that nub just hangs out at the bottom of the control area, directly below the speaker.) Every game came on separately-packaged cards, of course, but most of them required a lot of cards to run (8 cards per game was common), and you had to scan them all in order – if you lost even a single one, you were fucked.
Outside of barebones NES ports, the e-Reader also had a few very simple original games – mostly just little puzzles – and offered a crude form of DLC through scannable items for some compatible first-party games. I had cards for the NES versions of Pinball and Ice Climbers, a Fire Flower card for Super Mario Advance 4, and the Game & Watch version of Manhole (the visuals of which have cemented themselves into my cranial pleasure receptors). I also had the Kirby Slide Puzzle Card, which I thought was extremely rare and expensive, but it turns out I'd confused it with something else.
It was a slow, miserable device that seemed to only work reluctantly, but I still love the e-Reader and its beautiful credits music. Plus, it gave me my single favourite video game commercial ever:
SO WHAT WEIRD ACCESSORIES DID YOU OWN!?!?!?
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Outside of barebones NES ports, the e-Reader also had a few very simple original games – mostly just little puzzles – and offered a crude form of DLC through scannable items for some compatible first-party games. I had cards for the NES versions of Pinball and Ice Climbers, a Fire Flower card for Super Mario Advance 4, and the Game & Watch version of Manhole (the visuals of which have cemented themselves into my cranial pleasure receptors). I also had the Kirby Slide Puzzle Card, which I thought was extremely rare and expensive, but it turns out I'd confused it with something else.
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SO WHAT WEIRD ACCESSORIES DID YOU OWN!?!?!?
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