let him have it he's had a rough two weeks
Watch the local Mega Man maniac suffer as they read through Archie Mega Man
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The torment continues.
Normally I would be pretty upset about Rock possibly dying, but in this case I wouldn't mind, if only because it would put an end to this travesty.
Even at his most sympathetic, Dr. Wily still manages to be a loathsome scum. Classic.
Dr. Light here is me about Bass.
The police won't arrest you for the Ra Moon business, Dr. Wily. They'll arrest you for trying to take over the world twice.
I'm not okay with seeing Rock naked and without his skin.
Roll, shit like that and Powered Up is why everybody thinks weird things about you and Rock.
Oh, hi, Stern and Krantz! I totally forgot you even existed.
Shut up.
Dr. Light looks weirdly big in the last panel.
Realistically speaking, even if you prove him innocent in this case, he's still going to prison for two world domination attempts.
I never mentioned this before, but I find it odd that Rock calls Dr. Light "Dad" and such, when he never did in canon or other official/licensed media.
I wish something really stupid would happen soon so I could make fun of it.
Great, now they're getting to fucking up Mega Man X as well.
Wearing a dress to a rainforest expedition sounds like a terrible idea.
That's a lotsa asterisks and explanation boxes.
Snake Man's face looks weird.
Shadow Man's face looks weird, and his back is drawn all wrong.
Here's what it's supposed to look like:
Someone is about to get Hard Man'd.
Where are Gemini Man's face lines?
How Shadow Man knows about ronin?
Not this brother crap again.
Man, those faces really freak me out.
I agree with Magnet Man here.
Plant Man's eyes freak me out.
This time, the backs are accurate.
Oh no, Blues finally met Tempo.
This is gonna suck.
Oh yeah, I forgot about the Mega Man X part. The yellow text boxes are quoting from the Journal of Dr. Cain, BTW.
As you can see, they changed Dr. Light's warning from a text message to a recording. They're also using his older design from Maverick Hunter X.
One of the many things that bothers me about Mega Man X as a sequel to Classic Mega Man is the fact that the robotics, apparently, degraded in a century or so to such a state that human-like intelligent robots are considered something new.
Even a century into the future, we still cannot escape Ian Flynn's Walls of Text™!
Fan art time!
Yeah, about that...
Normally I would be pretty upset about Rock possibly dying, but in this case I wouldn't mind, if only because it would put an end to this travesty.
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Even at his most sympathetic, Dr. Wily still manages to be a loathsome scum. Classic.
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Dr. Light here is me about Bass.
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The police won't arrest you for the Ra Moon business, Dr. Wily. They'll arrest you for trying to take over the world twice.
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I'm not okay with seeing Rock naked and without his skin.
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Roll, shit like that and Powered Up is why everybody thinks weird things about you and Rock.
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Oh, hi, Stern and Krantz! I totally forgot you even existed.
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Shut up.
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Dr. Light looks weirdly big in the last panel.
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Realistically speaking, even if you prove him innocent in this case, he's still going to prison for two world domination attempts.
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I never mentioned this before, but I find it odd that Rock calls Dr. Light "Dad" and such, when he never did in canon or other official/licensed media.
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I wish something really stupid would happen soon so I could make fun of it.
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Great, now they're getting to fucking up Mega Man X as well.
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Wearing a dress to a rainforest expedition sounds like a terrible idea.
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That's a lotsa asterisks and explanation boxes.
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Snake Man's face looks weird.
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Shadow Man's face looks weird, and his back is drawn all wrong.
Here's what it's supposed to look like:
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Someone is about to get Hard Man'd.
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Where are Gemini Man's face lines?
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How Shadow Man knows about ronin?
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Not this brother crap again.
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Man, those faces really freak me out.
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I agree with Magnet Man here.
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Plant Man's eyes freak me out.
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This time, the backs are accurate.
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Oh no, Blues finally met Tempo.
This is gonna suck.
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Oh yeah, I forgot about the Mega Man X part. The yellow text boxes are quoting from the Journal of Dr. Cain, BTW.
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As you can see, they changed Dr. Light's warning from a text message to a recording. They're also using his older design from Maverick Hunter X.
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One of the many things that bothers me about Mega Man X as a sequel to Classic Mega Man is the fact that the robotics, apparently, degraded in a century or so to such a state that human-like intelligent robots are considered something new.
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Even a century into the future, we still cannot escape Ian Flynn's Walls of Text™!
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Fan art time!
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Yeah, about that...
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I wonder if Fakey reads these in public and shakes his head whenever something happens so everyone around him knows he doesn't support it. /j
Yes, actually. I make sure to let everyone around me know about my disapproval of Archie Mega Man.
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I've always separated each subseries as their own despite the timeline.
The more I read on, the more I'm convinced that Mega Man characters were simply not meant to be drawn in non-anime art styles.
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I smell some forced angst ahead.
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Canonically, Roll is the one who's supposed to be a coward (that's why she doesn't fight), but go ahead, Ian, mutilate Rock's personality even more for some obligatory ANGST.
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Blues is speaking some sense for once.
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Here, we can see an abuse victim defending their abuser.
I hate you, Lalinde.
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"Okay, so she may have lobotomized me for her own selfish convenience, but she said sorry, so she's not a bad person, actually!"
I can't believe this piece of shit comic actually engages in abuse apologism.
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LALINDE, SHUT UP. I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE CORRECT RIGHT NOW, YOU'RE STILL A WORTHLESS HUMAN BEING AND I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL AFTER YOU DIE.
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I HATE YOU LALINDE
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On a slighty less infuriating note, more Walls of Text™! Also blood, for some forced edge.
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Thomas, you fucking dumbass.
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Stop talking like this.
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Now we're back to the future.
I'm pretty sure there was no Arcadia before Neo Arcadia, so that's another case of Ian contradicting canon.
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Despite Mega Man X already being edgier than Classic Mega Man, Ian still managed to insert some more forced edge.
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Actually, it's been two years, but whatever.
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Actually, it's New Yellow Devil, but whatever.
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Gemini Man has inexplicable yellow face stripes, and Dr. Wily's chin looks even more like a pair of testicles with that stubble.
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Bomb Man still looks terrible.
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Y'know, when I think of what I'd like to see in a Mega Man comic book, the first thing that comes to mind is court proceedings. /s
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I hate everything about this.
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Ian making shit up again.
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Yes, that's very naive of you, Thomas.
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Book ends.
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Oh no.
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And now, Gemini Man's facial stripes are just gone.
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The next arc's gonna be Classic/X crossover, isn't it?
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It just keeps going.
There's not a single sentient being in the known universe who'd unironically say "the demon template".
Those humans look so weird next to X and Zero.
I know complaining about incessant programming mentions is pointless, but I'm still gonna do it.
Incorrectly drawn back again:
The girls are fighting again.
Actually, it's the Time-Space Research Laboratory, but whatever. And what kind of name is Shou Kouin, anyway?
Actually, it's just a time machine, but whatever.
Oh yeah, Xander Payne. Totally forgot about him.
The puns again.
That thing's named Wily Walker. Yes, this is a very stupid name, which is presumably why Ian picked it.
Dr. Wily couldn't be any more blatant about this even if he tried.
X is being whiny as usual.
I'm not enthused about the next issue AT ALL.
Whoops.
Sigma is totally not being vaguely menacing here.
I like their dynamic here.
Consistency is clearly not Ian's forte.
No, this wasn't a pun.
Will Ian ever learn to write in-character dialogue for Rock? Probably not.
What the heck is up with Rock's ear?
Apparently, Dr. Wily planned to commit war crimes with this thing.
Why do I have to be reminded of that terrible issue?
Don't worry, Xander. The actual apocalypse doesn't happen until X5, and you're ways off from it.
Dude, just use you Flash Stopper.
Dr. Light calling Rock "son" is just so weird, man.
And how exactly the Wily Walker can identify Zero as a Wily robot when he didn't exist when it was made?
Nevermind, I'm stupid.
Dr. Cain's eyes are strangely shaped.
Whoops.
Typical clunky Ian dialogue.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goddammit, X.
I share X's sentiment.
There's no angst like X angst.
What the fuck does "install some grit" even means?
Maverick Hunters, assemble!
TREBLE AND VELGUARDER ARE NOT DOGS! THEY'RE WOLVES!
Stop calling him son!
Flash Stopper, fuck yeah!
Yeah, let's just leave this dangerous weapon of mass destruction like that. I'm sure everything will turn out alright. /s
Stern is how I feel about Archie Mega Man.
Subtle foreshadowing is not Ian's forte, either.
See? I told ya.
Yes, we get it, Ian, Dr. Cain made Sigma, you don't have to shove it in our faces.
I hate this.
This guy kinda looks like Dynamo.
Apparently, Worlds Collide is canon. Somehow, this is even worse than it not being canon.
Anyway, another arc's down.
There's not a single sentient being in the known universe who'd unironically say "the demon template".
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Those humans look so weird next to X and Zero.
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I know complaining about incessant programming mentions is pointless, but I'm still gonna do it.
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Incorrectly drawn back again:
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The girls are fighting again.
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Actually, it's the Time-Space Research Laboratory, but whatever. And what kind of name is Shou Kouin, anyway?
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Actually, it's just a time machine, but whatever.
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Oh yeah, Xander Payne. Totally forgot about him.
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The puns again.
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That thing's named Wily Walker. Yes, this is a very stupid name, which is presumably why Ian picked it.
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Dr. Wily couldn't be any more blatant about this even if he tried.
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X is being whiny as usual.
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I'm not enthused about the next issue AT ALL.
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Whoops.
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Sigma is totally not being vaguely menacing here.
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I like their dynamic here.
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Consistency is clearly not Ian's forte.
No, this wasn't a pun.
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Will Ian ever learn to write in-character dialogue for Rock? Probably not.
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What the heck is up with Rock's ear?
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Apparently, Dr. Wily planned to commit war crimes with this thing.
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Why do I have to be reminded of that terrible issue?
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Don't worry, Xander. The actual apocalypse doesn't happen until X5, and you're ways off from it.
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Dude, just use you Flash Stopper.
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Dr. Light calling Rock "son" is just so weird, man.
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And how exactly the Wily Walker can identify Zero as a Wily robot when he didn't exist when it was made?
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Nevermind, I'm stupid.
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Dr. Cain's eyes are strangely shaped.
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Whoops.
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Typical clunky Ian dialogue.
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Goddammit, X.
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I share X's sentiment.
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There's no angst like X angst.
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What the fuck does "install some grit" even means?
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Maverick Hunters, assemble!
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TREBLE AND VELGUARDER ARE NOT DOGS! THEY'RE WOLVES!
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Stop calling him son!
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Flash Stopper, fuck yeah!
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Yeah, let's just leave this dangerous weapon of mass destruction like that. I'm sure everything will turn out alright. /s
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Stern is how I feel about Archie Mega Man.
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Subtle foreshadowing is not Ian's forte, either.
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See? I told ya.
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Yes, we get it, Ian, Dr. Cain made Sigma, you don't have to shove it in our faces.
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I hate this.
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This guy kinda looks like Dynamo.
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Apparently, Worlds Collide is canon. Somehow, this is even worse than it not being canon.
Anyway, another arc's down.
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So rush can survive the vacuum of space, but Rockman can’t? Fascinating logic there, Ian. Why not have him do all the battles too and have rock just sit do and nothing why dontcha
So rush can survive the vacuum of space, but Rockman can’t? Fascinating logic there, Ian. Why not have him do all the battles too and have rock just sit do and nothing why dontcha
Tbf, this one is faithful to the games.
Stop talking.
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Where's the weed from the original level?
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And nobody explodes.
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I’m extremely thankful Topman is one of the few DWNs where Ian did not make puns with. Rare moment of self restraint.
I know this is also true in the games, but everybody in this universe must be incredibly stupid not to see through Dr. Wily.
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At least Roll still has some brain left.
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Ew.
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Yeah I’d prefer if he was just in prison or something.
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He just looks so wrong…
But... Top Spin is not Snake Man's weakness...
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"Well, shit."
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: ) Roll. Also, Dr. Light calling Rock son again.
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Oh, Shadow Man. I totally forgot about him.
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Ian, probably: Nothing can be standalone! Everything has to be connected!!!
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LORE MAN, SAVE US!!!!!!!!!!
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THE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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But... Search Snake is not Shadow Man's weakness...
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They STILL can't get Shadow Man's back correct.
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I wonder what kind of dumb explanation Ian would come up with for Ballade, Bass, and King all being able to rebel against Dr. Wily if the comic lived long enough for them to appear.
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Finally! They drew the face stripes correctly!
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But... Gemini Man can only create one clone (except in Super Adventure Rockman, which is not canon anyway)...
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Animal abuse!
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Ian got the weakness correct this time.
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Ah yes, the classic "the villain pretends to surrender, only to stab the hero in the back, sometimes literally" trope.
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Fan art time!
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