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This thread will start with Sonic the Hedgehog #248, the third part of the Worlds Collide crossover. If you want to see the previous issues, look through my status posts starting here.

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Is Sonic this annoying and facepunch-worthy in the games, too, or is it just an Archie thing?
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Rock, are you stupid or something?
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It's funny because Mega Man dies instantly from spikes, get it?
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Can those two stop verbally jerking-off each other so much?
 
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Sure makes you wish you still had that Time Stopper, doesn't it?
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I agree with Rock on Sonic being a jerk.
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I forgot to mention it, but he's named both Blues AND Proto Man in the Archie continuity.
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Awww.
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Well, these Walls of Text™ definitely don't mean anything to me.
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What did Sonic even do?
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Mega Man's Soccer!
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Normally, I'd be happy to see Bass, but not in Archie Mega Man.
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Really, Sonic? THAT is what's bothering you about everything that just transpired?
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Avengers, assemble!
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"I don't want to destroy you," Rock says with a sinister grin.
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Thanks, Editor.
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I want Sonic to shut the fuck up.
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It took you people an issue and a half to even consider asking questions? Really?
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None of this would've happened if you had just done this from the start.

Geniuses, my ass.
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That woman looks dead inside.
 
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SONIC, SHUT UP.
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I agree with Rock on this one.
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Blah blah blah blah.

Also, another mention of programming, in case you're playing the drinking game.
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It was at this exact moment that Rock realized he had forgotten to turn off the stove.
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Don't lump Bass with the likes of Metal Sonic, character introduction box.
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Rush's teeth scare me.
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I want to strangle Sonic.
 
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Listen up, brother! The Mega Man comics were the real deal, dude! All that deep Asimov stuff about free will, destiny, and what separates a man from a machine? That’s the kinda heavy-hitting, steel-cage philosophy that gets the Hulkster’s gears turning, jack!

But just when it was about to hit the main event—just when we were about to see the Robot Masters throw down in Mega Man 6 and the bridge to the legendary X era—it got axed, brother! So much potential, so many unanswered questions, and now it’s stuck in the Phantom Zone, dude!

One day, the Mega Maniacs will rise up, and we’ll get the epic showdown we deserve, brother! Until then, we fight on, dude!

-HH
 
Listen up, brother! The Mega Man comics were the real deal, dude! All that deep Asimov stuff about free will, destiny, and what separates a man from a machine? That’s the kinda heavy-hitting, steel-cage philosophy that gets the Hulkster’s gears turning, jack!

But just when it was about to hit the main event—just when we were about to see the Robot Masters throw down in Mega Man 6 and the bridge to the legendary X era—it got axed, brother! So much potential, so many unanswered questions, and now it’s stuck in the Phantom Zone, dude!

One day, the Mega Maniacs will rise up, and we’ll get the epic showdown we deserve, brother! Until then, we fight on, dude!

-HH

What.
 
Hulk Hogan’s right, feels like you just got a hate boner for Sonic here, respectfully.
 
Hulk Hogan’s right, feels like you just got a hate boner for Sonic here, respectfully.

If by "hateboner" you mean "thinks Archie Sonic acts like an annoying douchebag", then I can confirm that this is the case.

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Personally, I wouldn't take Sonic with me either way. Not because I think he'll screw up, but because I hate him.
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And the first third of Worlds Collide comes to an end! I'm going to read these four issues at the time, lest I go insane.
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Why are Rock and Sonic holding hands like this?
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Fan art time!
 
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This thread will start with Sonic the Hedgehog #248, the third part of the Worlds Collide crossover. If you want to see the previous issues, look through my status posts starting here.

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Is Sonic this annoying and facepunch-worthy in the games, too, or is it just an Archie thing?
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Rock, are you stupid or something?
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It's funny because Mega Man dies instantly from spikes, get it?
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Can those two stop verbally jerking-off each other so much?
from someone who is also hyper fixated on many things, what about mega man has you so hooked? All my friends think my rotating obsessions dont make sense, but I feel I have a logical explanation. For instance, the character of ABA from guilty gear (og version dont like the new one) represents innocence and change and weirdly she kinda a symbol of autism to me. I like being autistic, but I don't like adhd as much. Although it can give you hyper focus sometimes.
 
from someone who is also hyper fixated on many things, what about mega man has you so hooked? All my friends think my rotating obsessions dont make sense, but I feel I have a logical explanation. For instance, the character of ABA from guilty gear (og version dont like the new one) represents innocence and change and weirdly she kinda a symbol of autism to me. I like being autistic, but I don't like adhd as much. Although it can give you hyper focus sometimes.

1. Gameplay

For me, Mega Man games are defined by their freedom. They generally allow for different strategies and ways of playing, which makes them very replayable.

2. Variety and quantity

There are a lot of Mega Man games out there, and even more supplementary material, which means I won't run out of fuel for my hyperfixation anytime soon.

3. Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass

He's my blorbo and I love him.

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Listen up, brother! The Mega Man comics were the real deal, dude! All that deep Asimov stuff about free will, destiny, and what separates a man from a machine? That’s the kinda heavy-hitting, steel-cage philosophy that gets the Hulkster’s gears turning, jack!

But just when it was about to hit the main event—just when we were about to see the Robot Masters throw down in Mega Man 6 and the bridge to the legendary X era—it got axed, brother! So much potential, so many unanswered questions, and now it’s stuck in the Phantom Zone, dude!

One day, the Mega Maniacs will rise up, and we’ll get the epic showdown we deserve, brother! Until then, we fight on, dude!

-HH
Holy moly, Hulk Hogan?!
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1. Gameplay

For me, Mega Man games are defined by their freedom. They generally allow for different strategies and ways of playing, which makes them very replayable.

2. Variety and quantity

There are a lot of Mega Man games out there, and even more supplementary material, which means I won't run out of fuel for my hyperfixation anytime soon.

3. Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass Bass

He's my blorbo and I love him.

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I have never properly played a mega man game, the nes ones looked cool to me tho. I have some on sega saturn too. I like bass helmet.
 
There is not a single badnik that looks even remotely like Mega Man but sure, Sonic, he's a badnik ::dkfacepalm
Is Sonic this annoying and facepunch-worthy in the games, too, or is it just an Archie thing?
Just a reminder that Sonic wasn't supposed to be this "cool" when he was imported to the West. Sonic's own Japanese daddy thought he was too extra.
I forgot to mention it, but he's named both Blues AND Proto Man in the Archie continuity.
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What did Sonic even do?
Rock's buster is apparently powered by a USB flash drive.
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I want Sonic to shut the fuck up.
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Why are Rock and Sonic holding hands like this?
Ian ships it ::smirk1
 
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