Ubisoft's Updated End-User License Agreement Demands That Users "Uninstall & Destroy" Their Purchased Games

[boreal_cryptid]

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pssh. will steal this picture and spread it. over.

 

[Deleted member 660650]

pssh. will steal this picture and spread it. over.

Even this pic is ours now lol:

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Bottom line: Ubisoft hates money and everyone who owns it. Please give these people some peace of mind by never letting them see a dime again.

 

[afureru]

This reads like a bad parody of a mass corporation in tokusatsu or cyberpunk media. And people still think a black samurai in a video game is the source of all of the industries problems. I miss back in the day when consumers were actually aware of what terrible shit mass corporations do to their consumers, under the guise that their investment counts as "care" or "friendship".

 

[Scotty Scotty]

Ubisoft: "...Upon termination for any reason, you must immediately uninstall the product and destroy all copies of the product in your possession."

Me:

 

[Clippy]

Why did EA win the worst company in America award twice in a row? Because Ubisoft is based in France.

 

[iamthemilkman]

Why did EA win the worst company in America award twice in a row? Because Ubisoft is based in France.

Never trust a man with this face:

 

[NOTthatHARD]

It is just so funny to me that ubisoft thinks WE are going to accept their demands just like that LOL,
so Innocent, so naive.

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Ubisoft: "...Upon termination for any reason, you must immediately uninstall the product and destroy all copies of the product in your possession."

Me:

How are they going to enforce it anyway? The Crew had physical copies, and so did many other games that were killed and WILL be killed.

Are they gonna break into my house and snap the discs in half? XD

 

[Scotty Scotty]

Are they gonna break into my house and snap the discs in half? XD

Ubisoft Ninja: [Breaks open a window & leaps inside the house] "Sir, you are in possession of our shitty game that we had recently shut down. Destroy it now or face dire consequences."

 

[boreal_cryptid]

Are they gonna break into my house and snap the discs in half? XD

Unique footage! Ubisoft workers after user refused to destroy copies of their games:

 

[Leo-Dash]

Common Ubisoft L after L after L after L