Random The fate of every RGT thread

[ciro64]

1. Die early (page 4 max)
2. Turn into wholesomeness
3. Become offtopic
4. Become perpetual offtopic
5. Turn into war
6. Or a cold war if the thread is a reprise

In the last two cases, a Gorsepasta may appear during a bloodmoon

 

[RageBurner]

That's pretty on point, but I'd add 7. A quasi-perpetual hornyfest.

 

[Stingy Perry]

There’s no. 8 turn into a soap opera and never ends (let’s count thread……oh boy).

 

[Opapete]

Can't forget 9, locked.

 

[GardeniaSky]

Don't forget the secret level where it consumes the internet as a whole into a single pica encompassing all data and becoming sentient.

And no it doesn't want to bang any of us.

 

[Opapete]

And no it doesn't want to bang any of us.

We both know that there would be at least some that would try. (not me though, fuck that)

 

[Bakuma1997]

Let's not forget the hidden bonus level: necroing because you got a random notification or it appeared in the What's new feed and you believe is was a new theme

 

[Antilocal123]

Gamers can't have anything nice so when they get presented with peace they automatically assume something’s fishy, way of life I suppose.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

I heard if you get to page 100 in a thread without a single argument or report, you unlock Sheng Long.

 

[RuckusMcGuckus]

What will be the fate of this thread?

 

[RageBurner]

There must be a lock screen somewhere, like Pac Man.

 

[Opapete]

There must be a lock screen somewhere, like Pac Man.

That would be page 256.

 

[Raziya The Seeker]

Y'all are geniuses

 

[RageBurner]

Y'all are geniuses

It's the combination of all the fine minds here, like a machine collective.

 

[Gorse]

That would be page 256.

Well, the “Which user would you date?” thread is on page 279, so…

 

[RageBurner]

Well, the “Which user would you date?” thread is on page 279, so…

That thread is now consigned to the multiverse.

 

[GardeniaSky]

Maybe we should keep this thread alive.

Kind of like a prayer.

Post automatically merged: Mar 28, 2025

Bump

 

[Opapete]

Well, the “Which user would you date?” thread is on page 279, so…

Clearly this forum is running on the patched version then.

 

[RageBurner]

Or an obscure bootleg.

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

1. Die early (page 4 max)

Should be the case with the date thread, but the real creator of that is a real cunt.