The Dumbest Thing You've Ever Heard

[GardeniaSky]

So years back I was messing with loops on soundcloud and made this classic. Please ignore the PFP for the account. This was over a decade ago when I was likely very high and drunk.

Also please post the dumbest thing you've actually heard.

https://soundcloud.com/phoenixxeterna

 

[middler]

For me, the dumbest thing I ever hear is the noise that happens when politicians open their mouths.
For everyone's sake I will not link to an example.

 

[Samatonic]

That was awesome.

 

[DunkeyKong]

 

[destinyduelist]

Since you posted a SoundClound song I'll post one too
"Rest in peace to a dinosaur
Pterodactyl mixed with a T-Rex
T-Rectodactyl"
Bars bro, bars...

Snow "Lights Out" Promo

“Chorus “ (2x’s) Lights Out, Lights out, like that light pole after 10 It’s time to go in, Farwell to ya friends Light Out and you don’t wanna start it right now They say he very bright, huh, well I

on.soundcloud.com

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

"School is not a waste of time".

 

[Samatonic]

Some classics I came across in my time:

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"School is not a waste of time".

"If you don't sleep in time, you'll won't grow and remain short"

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"School is not a waste of time".

here something for ya. Enjoy.

 

[TheDuke_11037]

Friend will NOT stop singing this, I'm so tired...

 

[Tonberry]

You mean music right?

There was this one guy in my class a buncha years ago who was an asshole to everyone, and was like a compulsive bragger or whatever.
One day he shared his music he had made (because me and another friend was working on a tiny piece of music for some project and he got jealous I think?) and it was just six minutes of random sampled sounds talking over each other do a beat that wasn't synced properly, and a melody that was completely nonsensical. Sadly it doesn't exist online and I don't have it anymore.

If he were a nice, amiable guy it could have passed as him trying to bond with us (but he really wasn't a nice guy at all, he just came to class and slept, and got pissy whenever we had to do work, and always forced his share of the work on others), but it was super clear from the guy that he just sort of become jealous of us having spent more than 15 minutes in a DAW and he wanted in, so we just sort of had to ignore it because it really was the worst shit we had both heard in our entire lives.

Friend will NOT stop singing this, I'm so tired...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
My brother showed me this last time he was here and we both died laughing.
"No! Not the clown! What have I done?! I'm sorryyyyy!!"

 

[TheDuke_11037]

"No! Not the clown! What have I done?! I'm sorryyyyy!!"

Dude that part and "My name is Edwin, I made the mimic" had me in genuine tears for a good 5 minutes the first time I heard it.

 

[moonbits]

 

[Tonberry]

If anyone here hears this for the first time, I envy you.

 

[Antihero]

Almost 17 million Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

 

[middler]

Almost 17 million Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

What are you trying to say???

 

[Tonberry]

Almost 17 million Americans believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows!

You think chocolate grow on trees or something???

 

[Antihero]

What are you trying to say???

That is a fact buddy, It was the result of a survey.

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You think chocolate grow on trees or something???

Maybe it grows in chicken egg

 

[sandogma]

 

[Asian girls lover]

Can't say it, I would break one of the forum's rule.

 

[GardeniaSky]

If anyone here hears this for the first time, I envy you.

losing my goddamn mind

 

[kirihitsugi]

y’all forgot about the classic

 

[Tonberry]

I don't think people realize this thread is in the music subforum...

 

[Antilocal123]

All of you guys and your lame music taste, you guys make my ears bleed ffs. /j

 

[Tonberry]

y’all forgot about the classic

Holy shit this is really in the same ballpark as the song i mentioned in the story in my post earlier.

 

[Bonkers225]

Whoopi Goldberg saying on The View that the Holocaust wasn't about race. Yes, she actually said that. And yes, she got in huge trouble for it.

 

[RanmyakuIchi's iconRanmyakuIchi]

If we're talking about music, gotta link this classic. It's dumb and I love it