Some wild as heck school stories that I’ve experienced this year and years prior (trust me, it gets werid)

[CyberRabbit]

School, we’ve all been there at some point in our lives before (unless your a murderous robot overlord) and I’m sure we all had some weird experiences too, and oh hot diggity dog I sure do have some “interesting” ones to share, so why not talk about them to a bunch of strangers I found on a forum? What could possibly go wrong!!
Ok so the first story I have to share today is probably one of the most tame I have to share today, I think this took place back in the 4th grade when the book fair (remember that?) was in town at our school and for some forsaken reason one of my old friends tried selling not one, TWO Xbox Ones for the low, low price of hundred dollars, with controllers, wires, games, and everything you’d ever need to play it, just to make a long story short he was caught before lunch and sent home and didn’t show up for two weeks after ward.
Another story I have you’d just have to take with a massive grain of salt since I’m not sure if it’s true since I wasn’t there when it happened + it sounds very unbelievable too, so the legend goes during a birthday party a kid that was invited was for some reason stripped down to his underwear in the closet of the baby’s room, pouring literal baby oil on him self, and the bdays boy little sister walks in, sees what he’s doing, and he was never seen.
I really don’t believe that story actually happened, since I wasn’t there and the popular girls begun telling people about, and to be honest I don’t trust them fully, but one thing I do know is that the kid that did it was never seen again after the party, that’s all I know.
And one final story I have happened very recently, so basically students who attended my school would create these Friday accounts on social media and post funny stuff students made, but our school had to ban these accounts, why? Because one of them posted a teachers tinder and OF account, so put the pieces together and guess why they banned them.
And that’s it, I could go on and on but this is honestly getting too long so I’m just gonna end it here so bye!!

 

[Not_Red]

The amount of stories students get their ears around pale in comparison to what the teachers talk about in their lounge, as a teacher myself the stuff I've casually heard just this year alone while doing paperwork or grading tests is insane.

-A kid not even in first grade already did drugs.
-Multiple female students being pregnant while in school.
-Kids from elementary school smoking already.
-Knives getting into school hidden inside small plushies.


Surprisingly nothing bad related to the teachers, but the worst one I heard by far was this one kid was borderline failing the entire year, teachers went to the house and turns out the kid's dad had gone missing and the mom was in jail so they were being taken care of by their neighbors as even their own grandparents wanted nothing to do with them.

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

I think I have dozens of these stories on me, but I'd better not get started... They'll probably never end lol.

... But I do remember getting detention during a trip because me and some other guys threw berries at girls.

I swear, the teachers were acting like we had shot them or something.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Here’s one of my stories kid.

Back in the late ‘90s our country’s economy is a bit shaky to the point where some rich kids are forced to transfer from private schools to public ones.

That being said tensions rise between those rich kids and those who belonged to the middle and working class ones. The rich ones seemed untouchable for they got money and influence. The thing is the school faculty has no knowledge of the said conflict, be it we kids know how to keep it under wraps so to speak. Another thing is there’s no social media back then and only the rich ones are the ones who has access to dial up internet for it was so dang expensive.

One of the gang leaders on my class planned a prank against those “elitist”. It involves a pull-in bomb, it’s a small harmless firecracker that pops when its string is pulled.

The plan is to put some of these babies on the guys restrooms specifically on the toilet cubicles, so once they opened the doors they’re in for a surprise.

We installed quite a number of it (yup I was one of the culprits) to spread the trap and to maximize the possibility of hitting the targets. But one thing unexpected happened a teacher who really needs to “go” couldn’t make to the faculty restroom so he has to relieve himself elsewhere near. Unknowingly he used one of those marked ones and pop the firecracker startled him making him pee on his pants.

Neither conflicting sides deny or admit any involvement in the incident no one got punished or reprimanded because back then there no CCTV cameras yet and no clear evidence that will indicate who the culprits was.

 

[Frickinfrik]

One time, my school banned Pokémon just because some students were very competitive during Pokémon card battles.


Another story was that a student was going complete apeshit in the schoolyard and we had to lockdown the school because of him. My class put on a shitty movie in the meantime.



Another time, one student constantly asked another student to trade 3DS’s. This pissed off the other one immensely.

 

[χKai]

Lmao, these are great. Kids make up some ridiculous shit sometimes, or get into weird trouble or situations. It's something you learn to appreciate when you leave school and no longer have the level of chaotic energy to deal with being around other children.

 

[skramz]

yeaaah, i'll bite.

my last two years of high school were filled with boredom. i was in a vocational school for computers, and i was in the top 5%, did all my work the fastest and cleanest as well.

every teacher respected me and allowed me some things nobody else could do (like playing most wanted while everyone else was struggling with changing a CPU's thermal paste, LOL)

to make it short, i was the perfect student.

or was i?

during the beginning of the 12th grade, i started thinking about doing the most obscene shit and getting away with it. i was still on top of my class, and nobody would suspect me...

so what did skramz do you may ask?

the urinal bandit.

this legend is still haunting my old high school. to this day, nobody knows it was me.

but what did the urinal bandit do?

first off, we were in two buildings, the first one for normal subjects, and the second for the computer ones. the week was spread so that we'd spend equal time in both places. this made it so that my doings wouldn't be narrowed down to one class or one group of people.

so let's get into what the urinal bandit did. i'd go into the bathroom, close the door, and piss all over the walls, floors, and sinks. yes. in both buildings. it REEKED of piss. the cameras couldn't identify me because they never fucking worked, and who'd suspect the straight A student of doing such a thing?

for months, teachers, security, WHOEVER, tried to hunt the bandit down, but both bathrooms were ravaged by the bandit, who could it be?

but eventually someone said it was people from the 12th grade, so me and some people falsely accused a classmate who was always getting into trouble. suckssss. fuck they gon do? accuse me? and he was about to graduate, so they just gave him a slap on the wrist...

once i graduated, i went back into the bathroom, and finally. finally, took a piss in the designated spot.

 

[petran79]

with smartphones things got so much out of hand that boys make photo edits adding girls faces in nude or porn shots and circulating them

also here it is common for high school and sometimes middle school students to be locked inside the school for a few days in order to protest (years ago it used to be for months) and all sorts of bad things happen there

 

[Rocket2049]

i got a crack story that made me lose my mind for a while.
in high school one lunch time, one of my friends setup Final Fantasy 9 in a classroom
that's fine, FF9 is a great game,
it's known a couple FF games have 2 player modes, and you set ahead of time who controls which character in options usually.
now.... this particular FF9 wasn't just TWO players... it was FOUR PLAYERS!?
like, the multiplayer adapter was setup, and 4 people were playing separate characters, i was playing Vivi and ONLY vivi (i couldn't control anyone else's menus and they didn't control mine)
i Swear it was showing 4 player icons (a hand with a 1,2,3, or 4 next to it as needed)
i've done EXTENSIVE research into FF9, base games, hacks, Japanese versions, all the language versions, revisions... i've NEVER saw a 4-player Final fantasy 9 except this ONE time.
i'm not crazy it was literally 4 players, but i've never replicated this, not real hardware, not emulation...
I have definitely played the entire game 2 players with my brother though, so that's proven to work.
FYI on the game cover it just says 1 player

there was a time in high school my friend threw a baseball from the 2nd story of building towards someone below, and it hit and KILLED a Seagull, it was like an explosion of feathers, and divebombed to the floor below. it was so much confusion in a few seconds lol.

 

[Dr.Kisaragi]

I remember one ti.e I didn't do my homework and my math teacher is strict you don't have a homework you force to stand outside the whole class so during the history class I was acting have a stomach ache and I'm dizzy so they sent to clinic and I tell my nurse I need to rest because I haven't eat this morning because I skip breakfast (although is not true) she give a sandwich and rest so I slept all math lesson and my math teacher told to bring my homework tomorrow (he knew I don't have homework)

So I did my homework and pass it the next day to my math teacher he said next time try different excuse.

 

[thumbsdown]

I only keep fond memories of school cus most of the time we were playing stuff like Pokémon TCG, Super Trunfo (brazilian famous card game in the 90s-2000s), Beyblade and stuff, but I've also gone through all the classic school drama like being subject of bullying or starting food wars in the school's cafeteria lmao

But I also remember shit going on, like the rumor of a classmate in her 13/14yo in a relationship with our literature teacher and the intimate video of another classmate with her boyfriend spreading through the school, that was really messed up and apparently the school's admin would never come up with solutions to mitigate those dramas