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Message: [QUOTE="Pseudo64, post: 274002, member: 746185"] Plot: Two people — a stoic but sexy Nintendo Lawyer and a dashing and rogue Rom Dumper — meet each other on a date unaware of the other's profession. They soon fall in love and bang everywhere — the washing machine, the sofa, bathroom of a wallmart, statue of liberty, and at the graveyard. The relationship is going good and he is about to ask her to marry him, when through coincidences they both learn of each other's true identity. Heart break, moral stances, and divide happens, and knowing her fiance is a rom dumper that nintendo had been trying to catch for so long, leaves her in a peculiar position, and she tells him that she is going to help Nintendo sue him, and he decides to lawyer up. Court case goes on, and heartbreak ensues as former lovers fight against each other. In the end, the lawyer has an evidence up her sleeve that could incriminate the rom dumper, but then suddenly she recieves a notfication on her phone — it is their one year anniversary, and she realized that last year she had said that she was to give him Gunpla, but she is giving him a heartbreak. He however, keeps his promise, and gifts her a boquet of roses and tells her he is breaking up for good, and that he will plea guilty tomorrow once she shows the evidence. However, the next day she decides not to show that evidence and nintendo loses the case, and it becomes an embarrassment for them, and they fire her. She decides to leave the country all together, and go to burundi to become a flute player. As the rom dumper learns she is leaving, he realizes he still loves her. And with the help of his gay moderator, he reaches the airport to stop her. However, it seems he is too late. The plane for Burundi had already left, and he is about to walk away dejected, when he turns around and see the once nintendo lawyer standing there. "I knew it," she says, "I always knew that you could dump all the roms in the world, but you could never dump this pussy." They kiss and everybody at the airport claps. Credits roll. Some black guy with a guitar sings a romantic song. The end. [/QUOTE]

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