Random Post terrible ways to start a conversation

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

1) "Hey, do you think this is infected?".

 

[poppy_]

"who did you vote for?"

 

[Cu-Neo]

 

[JustLooking123]

You look awful... do you need help?

 

[TacoMeister]

"Hello, beautiful."

 

[zacharinolongpants]

"Do you post on RGT by chance?"

 

[Kamako]

"Get over here NOW."

Fr though, anything that treats the person like an object rather than an actual person is usually a bad start.

Good: "Yo, how's it going/how're you?"

Bad: "Wow hey cutie you are so beautiful, are you single? I really like you".

Good intentions. Bad optics. Bonus points if you guilt trip or neg them at the same time like "and if you don't like me it's fine I get it I'm used to being hated. I bet you do hate me you're probably a b*tch anyway".

There are people out there like that. They walk among us.

 

[Sir Auriel of Lionel]

"Hello there, have you accepted his Holy Noodle?"

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

What do you want

 

[stealthRUSH stealthRUSH]

I see you're drinking 1%, Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

 

[aquova]

Teams notification sound

> Hi.

 

[MajesticSiN]

pspspspspspsps

 

[qw90700]

My mother is a master at it. She is like "He was 22 years old when he did it. His family was living very close to the house I grew up in. And few years ago I saw his sister during grocery shopping. Also..."

"Mother, what the fuck you talking about again?"

"You know, him, the guy whose hair is blond..."

"IDK, what's his name?"

"You know the guy whose sister is a pharmacist."

"Mother I don't record and investigate who is who and who does what, what's his name???"

"Well you wouldn't know him anyway."

"Then why do you tell these?"

"I wanted to say I found cheap potatoes during grocery shopping I met his sister!!!".

Me:

lolol

 

[Segadude113]

"Get over here NOW."

Fr though, anything that treats the person like an object rather than an actual person is usually a bad start.

Good: "Yo, how's it going/how're you?"

Bad: "Wow hey cutie you are so beautiful, are you single? I really like you".

Good intentions. Bad optics. Bonus points if you guilt trip or neg them at the same time like "and if you don't like me it's fine I get it I'm used to being hated. I bet you do hate me you're probably a b*tch anyway".

There are people out there like that. They walk among us.

A lot of Brocks. lol

 

[The Prince of Misery]

Hello, could you show me your feet ?

 

[qw90700]

Hello, could you show me your feet ?

It's only okay when you are Cinderella lolol.

 

[Segadude113]

Did you know the echidna has a 4-headed penis?

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Hey, are you an angel? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers *sneezes* ;D

 

[Tonberry]

 

[qw90700]

Hey, are you an angel? Cuz I'm allergic to feathers *sneezes* ;D

You made me remember some funny pickup line I forgot. It was like "I'm not smart enough to come up with a pickup line but I at least have a pickup truck that I can take you to have dinner or we can watch movies" or some shit lol.

 

[Segadude113]

I see you're drinking 1%, Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

 

[Cosmiken]

 

[Rox00]

Did you know the Sonic Universe might be classified as hot chick Heaven? Here's why...

 

[The Prince of Misery]

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Online gaming with microphone in a nutshell

 

[Segadude113]

Did you know the Sonic Universe might be classified as hot chick Heaven? Here's why...

I can just imagine a Persona style Sonic game where you can have Sonic date any girl but if you date all of them at once, you get the funny ending.