Nintendo friend zoning Mario and Peach

[Ikagura Ikagura]

I don't really believe in the "friend zone".

 

[Tonberry]

mfw reading this thread




I genuinely cannot believe people would choose to be upset over this.

 

[Grumpy_Old_Man]

You're all deluding yourselves... We all know that Peach married Booster and Mario died eating a cake filled with bom-ombs.

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

Honestly I love the headcanon that spawned from this that Peach has wanted to bang Mario for years but Mario either never recognized it or was too pure of heart to be on board. Everytime he saves her she wants to get it on freaky in her bedroom but Mario has the mind of a kindly little bakery running italian man and is just like "no-a I would rather bake-a delicious mushroom rolls and have a lovely dinner with the group :3"

Mario is Ace, confirmed

 

[MasterEn]

this thread keeps reminding me of this video:

 

[The Prince of Misery]

mfw reading this thread

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I genuinely cannot believe people would choose to be upset over this.

Never doubt of human stupidity, Tonberry. ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯