in 2015 (tecnically 2016 in the US but who's counting) they made a game called fire emblem fates and my life was forever changed for the worse
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To make a custom character that I can use ingame! You don't need to really know much about the game, how the mechanics work, or even have a 3ds! just follow along and you could have the chance to have a starring role in one of Nintendo's strangest titles
Alright, let's cut to the chase: We have some women to go over
I spun a wheel on the currently avaliable Corrin submissions and I got these 3 lovely ladies
First up is Dentist! a diviner with magictaker is a surefire way to have massive damage output, and rally spectrum is a truly powerful skill at any point in th egame. Her skill and speed are pretty solid but ooooogh only 20 hp on a 4 defense unit hurts. She's gonna be doing her best to never ever get hit by anything, mostly by killing things before they can touch her. A real player-phase nuke
Ellipse is a nice support corrin. Getting a healer this early on is really great feeling, and one with inspiration feels good too. Renewal is also nice because it makes it way easier to use her as a kind of bait, which we will see more of later
Finally, samus here has a pretty nice speed stat and some suprisingly nice defensive skills. Lucky 7 only lasts so many turns but it's a big avoid boost, and veteran intuition pretty much completely insulates her from crits. That strength is gonna need some work, though. Shuriken are pretty amazing weapons... given that you can get around them having the lowest base power amongst weapon types
Equipped with the dragonstone, Kamui here has some pretty excellent physical defense, and an applied magical attack of 19 is pretty scary this early on.
CHAPTER 7: SHARING THE GAINS
"dude what are we gonna do"
"Let's just jump for it man"
"dude holy shit. we have so much to live for. that's not our only option"
"No I'm serious we won't die, ive done this before. trust."
"If you're serious you're serious. let's move"
Very nice looking cg cutscene. azura feet lovers, this one is for you
GRAAAAAH WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IN MY DISTORTION WORLD
"Oops! looks like we took the wrong turn at Albuquerque!"
Azura tells us how a freaky deaky dragon man exploded the entire nation of valla in the underground sky, killed her dad, and summoned evil shadow ghosts to rove around killing people. Yikes!
EvilDad used to be pretty chill until he got possessed by evil slime. That sucks! Also all this information is a cognitohazard so we have to unite hoshido and nohr against a common threat through our family bonds instead of just ranting at them like conspiracy theory lunatics
this is a gimmick level thats usually really boring and lame because corrin is the only unit you have who can actually handle fighting
luckily, we're all corrins here
Let's pair up to give Kamui some insulation against dual strikes
Dentist has a huge rally. 4 spaces is more than any other rally in the game.... because that's how huge they were in Awakening, where this skill is from
They can't even touch us
Huh?
I think I installed the playable [REDACTED] mod ages ago but something's wrong, she didn't actually spawn in. weird.
Samus is fast enough to double these dudes, and not get two-shot, but without help she can't one-round them. Luckily, inspiration helps with threshholds
Wha-Bam! 5% my ass I keep getting single digit crits
Her high power is already big.... how much bigger can we get?
Oh. I thought he'd attack into Dentist, but I guess he'd rather not
Thank you samus, very cool
Lucky 7 is doing a lot for her avoid, but in these larger maps doesn't last long. Her brass shuriken gives her a point of speed, which also helps with avoid but to a lesser extent
With a dual guard, we can keep samus from taking defense debuffs
The magic is starting to grow....
Kamui remains basically invincible
~so majestic. and another guard gauge rules
REALLY awesome kamui level here. His skill is already so high....
Meaning that Dragon Fang is going to trigger *A Lot*. 50% damage boost is basicallly going to kill anything as hard as a crit would, and at current he has a 13.5% chance to trigger it on every single attack.
Samus gets a VERY generous level. More strength is always good, and bulk never hurts either
Rat spirit's good hitrate keeps us able to get finishing blows on Dentist. Yoink!
Sadly, this is our last turn of Lucky 7, so those crappy hitrates on enemies against samus aregoing to go away
Another area, another goonsquad to be beaten back by dragonstone and positionals
3 layers of taking zero damage
Samus gets some crazy damage output off of Spectrum + inspiration. These fast enemies really ain't shit when there's someone even faster around
C rank shuriken is nice, because steel, barb, and flame shurikens are all really useful
this is getting kind of dangerous, actually. these enemies can do some real damage and we aren't in the space to get our whole posse teamed up on them... and mrrrgh I want more levels on the girls
A perfectly acceptable Samus level. Want more physicla bulk....
I did the math, she would not have died even if both attacks hit, but ellipse dodges the oni's dual strike. Thank god for her and her rally
Dentist's damage is getting pretty huge already
A very weirdly non-magey level for our resident mage
Looking at the spreadsheet here, I want to get dentist some more levels moving. Sadly ellipse will be behind for a little while until we get larger groups of allies for her to heal up
Good lord that damage
Vallites think they're hot shit for using supereffective weapons? well, theyre about to get a taste...
Great scott
Get hand-munched, fool
AND YOURS CAN BE MADE WORSE TOO! Fill out this form
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1sEJyHNjt909XaAd4pA7ndXIXbAHKv4qQmqbNYcTdlOE/viewform
To make a custom character that I can use ingame! You don't need to really know much about the game, how the mechanics work, or even have a 3ds! just follow along and you could have the chance to have a starring role in one of Nintendo's strangest titles
Alright, let's cut to the chase: We have some women to go over
I spun a wheel on the currently avaliable Corrin submissions and I got these 3 lovely ladies
First up is Dentist! a diviner with magictaker is a surefire way to have massive damage output, and rally spectrum is a truly powerful skill at any point in th egame. Her skill and speed are pretty solid but ooooogh only 20 hp on a 4 defense unit hurts. She's gonna be doing her best to never ever get hit by anything, mostly by killing things before they can touch her. A real player-phase nuke
Ellipse is a nice support corrin. Getting a healer this early on is really great feeling, and one with inspiration feels good too. Renewal is also nice because it makes it way easier to use her as a kind of bait, which we will see more of later
Finally, samus here has a pretty nice speed stat and some suprisingly nice defensive skills. Lucky 7 only lasts so many turns but it's a big avoid boost, and veteran intuition pretty much completely insulates her from crits. That strength is gonna need some work, though. Shuriken are pretty amazing weapons... given that you can get around them having the lowest base power amongst weapon types
Equipped with the dragonstone, Kamui here has some pretty excellent physical defense, and an applied magical attack of 19 is pretty scary this early on.
CHAPTER 7: SHARING THE GAINS
Very nice looking cg cutscene. azura feet lovers, this one is for you
Azura tells us how a freaky deaky dragon man exploded the entire nation of valla in the underground sky, killed her dad, and summoned evil shadow ghosts to rove around killing people. Yikes!
EvilDad used to be pretty chill until he got possessed by evil slime. That sucks! Also all this information is a cognitohazard so we have to unite hoshido and nohr against a common threat through our family bonds instead of just ranting at them like conspiracy theory lunatics
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this is a gimmick level thats usually really boring and lame because corrin is the only unit you have who can actually handle fighting
luckily, we're all corrins here
Let's pair up to give Kamui some insulation against dual strikes
Dentist has a huge rally. 4 spaces is more than any other rally in the game.... because that's how huge they were in Awakening, where this skill is from
They can't even touch us
Huh?
I think I installed the playable [REDACTED] mod ages ago but something's wrong, she didn't actually spawn in. weird.
Samus is fast enough to double these dudes, and not get two-shot, but without help she can't one-round them. Luckily, inspiration helps with threshholds
Wha-Bam! 5% my ass I keep getting single digit crits
Her high power is already big.... how much bigger can we get?
Oh. I thought he'd attack into Dentist, but I guess he'd rather not
Thank you samus, very cool
Lucky 7 is doing a lot for her avoid, but in these larger maps doesn't last long. Her brass shuriken gives her a point of speed, which also helps with avoid but to a lesser extent
With a dual guard, we can keep samus from taking defense debuffs
The magic is starting to grow....
Kamui remains basically invincible
~so majestic. and another guard gauge rules
REALLY awesome kamui level here. His skill is already so high....
Meaning that Dragon Fang is going to trigger *A Lot*. 50% damage boost is basicallly going to kill anything as hard as a crit would, and at current he has a 13.5% chance to trigger it on every single attack.
Samus gets a VERY generous level. More strength is always good, and bulk never hurts either
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Rat spirit's good hitrate keeps us able to get finishing blows on Dentist. Yoink!
Another area, another goonsquad to be beaten back by dragonstone and positionals
3 layers of taking zero damage
Samus gets some crazy damage output off of Spectrum + inspiration. These fast enemies really ain't shit when there's someone even faster around
C rank shuriken is nice, because steel, barb, and flame shurikens are all really useful
this is getting kind of dangerous, actually. these enemies can do some real damage and we aren't in the space to get our whole posse teamed up on them... and mrrrgh I want more levels on the girls
A perfectly acceptable Samus level. Want more physicla bulk....
I did the math, she would not have died even if both attacks hit, but ellipse dodges the oni's dual strike. Thank god for her and her rally
Dentist's damage is getting pretty huge already
A very weirdly non-magey level for our resident mage
Looking at the spreadsheet here, I want to get dentist some more levels moving. Sadly ellipse will be behind for a little while until we get larger groups of allies for her to heal up
Good lord that damage
Vallites think they're hot shit for using supereffective weapons? well, theyre about to get a taste...
Great scott
Get hand-munched, fool
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