JustLooking123
*Hero and a kid finally reach the peak of Astral Mountain*
Hero:
YES! This is it... My destiny is awaiting me here... Behold the legend itself! The Ethereal Sword!
Kid:
You brought me all the way here to show me a lil' knife on ground?
Hero:
Ahh! Don't judge it by appearance... the legend says that only a True Hero can unseal it... Greatest warriors of world tried to pull it out of ground, only to fail one by one...
And now, you are here to witness... as your glorious hero, is going to...
*Hero looks at kid, the sword is already in his hand, and he's examining it from every direction*
Kid:
Hmm... doesn't look very special to me...
Hero:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! Put it back! Put it back into ground!!!
You were supposed to be just a witness! I'M the one who should pull it out!!!
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Kid:
Really? I forgot.
Hero:
"You forgot"? I told you right before I wanted to pull it out of the ground!!
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Kid:
Oh... okay, here I've put it back into ground.
Hero:
*Sigh* kids nowadays...! Now step aside... watch in awe, as I the Ultimate Hero of all times, pull this sword of swords, with just one mooove... Nnngh... Rrnnrgh...!!! *pants* *pants*
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Kid:
You need help?
Hero: Nah I can *struggling* handle this-!
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*Many hours later... the sun is setting down*
Hero:
Okay, this oil should do the trick... Nnnnrgh!!!! *pants* *pants*
Kid:
Are you sure you don't need help? It's getting late, I should go back home!
Hero:
It's all your fault! I guess when you pulled it out, you didn't put it back correctly and now it's locked forever!
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Kid:
Well, I probably knew how to pull it out, not how to put it back.
Hero:
Well... Lets try adding more oil! *Adds more oil, then tries and fails again* Damn it!
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Kid:
Drenching it in so much oil wouldn't make grabbing it even harder?
Hero:
*panting* Ah... you got a point...
Kid:
Let me clean it with a piece of my cloth...
Hero:
NOO! Don't touch it! You'll make a mess ag... *Hero looks with open mouth, as the sword easily comes out again in the kid's hand*
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Hero:
How do you keep doing that?!?!?
Kid:
Do what?
Hero:
You know, pulling it out without any effort. How can someone as young and weak as you do that?
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Kid:
Huh? Whoops! It came out again! Sorry, here I've put it back for you.
Hero:
*thinking* Hmm... Legends never lie... according to legends, only a True Hero can take it out...
So the only logical conclusion is that... the people who passed down the legends have lied...
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Kid:
Ooooor that I AM a True Hero!
Hero:
Who says you are??
Kid:
The fact that I can lift the sword without any issues while you struggle a lot to do so.
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Hero:
Ahh... my dear kid... these legends are a bit old and rusty... so they have probably gone a bit off due to passage of time...
It's no one's fault, just that I wasn't born a few thousand years earlier... before the sword lost its senses...
Anyway, as the saying goes, the wielder chooses the sword!
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Kid:
Don't you mean "the sword chooses wielder"?
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Hero:
Eh, old and rusty as I said... These phrases are too old to be useful nowadays...
Time changes everything! Old legends go, and New Legends will Show UP! *taking a heroic pose*
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Kid:
Uhhh I'm still the only one able to wield this sword though.
Hero:
Shut up!!
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Kid:
You know what? Lets sleep here, it's already too late and we should tell the town everything tomorrow.
Hero:
What do you mean "telling the town tomorrow"?
Kid:
As in, we came from there promising you would be the legendary hero, wielder of the sword, right? Well, I want to be a good boy and reveal to the townsfolk that I am the actual one worthy of it.
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Hero:
Wha...!? You... dare to...
*Hero suddenly pauses... and turns his back... watching the sunset, as a new determination shines in his eyes*
Hero:
...
New legends, huh...?
Okay kid! You are qualified!
You have the courage to stand against my ego without breaking a sweat!
The legends were right after all, only a True Hero can pull out the true power of emerald!
You might be the wielder, but you're still weak and unexperienced at it!
And I AM the one to guide you through the way of glory!!!
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Kid:
How will you guide me to that "path of glory" you talk about?
Hero:
Simply! Just... Uhhhhhhhhh... I have my ways, alright?
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Kid:
Like... you would become my master or something?
Hero:
Aha! That's it!..er... I mean, Yes! you got it right kid!
I'll teach you the art of combat and strategy!
It will take time, and probably you won't be able to shine as long as I'm alive...
But maybe 60... or 70 years later, you would become even stronger than what I am now! Hahaha!
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Kid:
Why would it take so long?
Hero:
I have lots and lots and lots of stuff to teach you!
Kid:
Like what?
Hero:
Like uh... Attacking?
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Kid:
Oh... that's all?
Hero:
No! That's... I mean... um... They are so many that I can't even count them!
Kid:
You can't count?
Hero:
What the...!? Of course I can!
Arrgh.... You know what? You have a point! Teaching you a lesson or two shouldn't take that much time...
Lesson ONE! As soon as it doesn't work for you, Change your Strategy!!!
Now I have decided to teach you everything RIGHT NOW!
*takes a wooden stick from the ground, and pointing it toward the kid*
Lesson TWO!!! DEFEND YOURSELF!!!