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JustLooking123
*a man in armor is standing... exhausted... while the surroundings burn with fire... everything is in slow-motion*
Man:
*panting*... *panting*...
*The man looks to his left side... Lili is being thrown at a wall*
Lili:
Aaaaah...
*The man looks to his right side...Arican and Birdman are entangled in threads, hanging upside down from the ceiling*
Birdman: Ugh... damn...
Arican: It's... so tight...
*The man takes a look at his behind... Silver is being attacked from every direction... both by blades and by lasers... his armor cannot take it anymore*
Silver:
Ugh... where... augh... where's the enemy?... argh...
*The man looks at his front... The Dark Lord sits on his throne, watching the battle*
Dark Lord:
Huahahahaha...!!!
*Suddenly a humanoid monster with six hands steps forward... standing between the Man and Dark Lord*
Man:
Scaramantra... long time no see...
Scaramantra (The monster):
Haaahahaha... Darcan!
So the legendary unkillable soldier stands before me... hah?
I have killed you once... How dare you return again?
Xdqwerty
Darcan:
*Panting* It is my duty to help these people, we are going to defeat you!
JustLooking123
*Scaramantra sharpens his swords against each other*
Scaramantra:
Hahaha! Like the last time... hah?
Darcan:
Yes... Like the last time... But this time different...
(5 Years ago)
Darcan's Narration:
That's correct... everything started since that day...
*soldiers are exploring the battlefield*
Soldier1:
Unbelievable... an entire army was wiped out by just one person?
Soldier2:
Eh... nothing but corpses... I mean, we are talking about Scaramantra... The Battle Maniac...
What you expect?
There’s no chance of finding any survivors...
Here, look at this poor soldier? a sword thrust straight into his heart...
*Soldier2 points at Darcan, who is lying on the ground.*
Darcan:
*cough*... *cough*...
Soldier2:
AAAARGH!!! He... He moved!!! He's alive!
Xdqwerty
Darcan:
*Coughing* Please... Help me...
Soldier1 (to Darcan):
We'll find someone who can help you, don't worry!
*Both soldiers carry Darcan to his village, with the villagers watching in horror at the latter's condition*
JustLooking123
Villagers:
Oh... Ahh... my... how he is alive?... is such a thing even possible?
Is this soldier immortal or something?... Ahh...
...Help him... help him...
Soldier2:
Hey man! how are you alive?
Darcan:
...*cough*... Dunno... *cough*...
(One Month later)
*all the leaders of the army are gathered at the royal military celebration*
Minister:
Ladies and Gentlemen!
The pride of Royal Army... The man who survives anything!
The Unkillable Soldier!
*everyone cheers*
The King:
Ah... Brave one!
Come forth and introduce yourself to us!
Xdqwerty
The King:
Now, you have to meet the kingdom's fortuneteller, he might already know what happenned, so he won't ask who you are
JustLooking123
*crowd gasps*
Minister:
Have you heard people?
This soldier faced one of the Four Arch Fiends...
His heart was pierced by sword of Scaramantra himself!
And... He survived!
We have such soldiers in our army!
We are not afraid of anything!
*crowd erupts in cheers*
King:
The name of Darcan shall spread across all continents...
So that both friends and foes may know what kind of soldiers we have!
The Unkillable Soldiers!
*all leaders of the army salutes*
*Darcan smiles proudly*
Xdqwerty
The King:
Now, you have to meet the kingdom's fortuneteller, he might already know what happenned, so he won't ask who you are
JustLooking123
(Next day)
*Darcan and a fellow soldier are walking in a desert*
Fellow Soldier:
Hahahaha! So this is the great mission for Mr. Unkillable Soldier?
Ahh... You are the greatest soldier of all times... now go and meet a fortuneteller!
Darcan:
Jack, remember this... A mission is a mission.
Jack (the fellow soldier):
a mission is a mission... *shaking head*
Man I already tell you... you are done for! The great Darcan, reduced to a messenger!
Xdqwerty
Darcan:
Hey, there must be a reason why the king sent ME to meet the fortuneteller.
Jack:
Like what?
Darcan:
Uh... Maybe we will know when we arrive!
JustLooking123
Jack:
But I tell you man... my sixth sense never fails!
Darcan:
The fortuneteller I'm supposed to meet is not you! It's over there.
*Darcan points to a tent*
Jack:
And you've lost me again! Why in the hell would the Royal Fortuneteller live in a tent in the middle of the desert?
*they approach the tent and overhear the fortuneteller speaking to a man*
Fortuneteller:
...the path to Astral Mountain.
The place of the legendary sword... but there is no sword.
Man:
You... You mean... I will take it out?
Fortuneteller:
The hardship... Nothing but a steep path... At the end of the path, I see a castle... Darkness surrounds it... There's a throne inside... But no Dark Lord...
Man:
Hah! Hahahaha!!! YES!!! I'm the destined Hero! I knew it! Hahahaha!
I'm the Hero who will defeat the Dark Lord!
Xdqwerty
Fortuneteller:
I was actually talking about...
Hero:
*goes to look for the Ethereal sword* I am the hero! I will defeat the Dark Lord! I am the hero! I will defeat the Dark Lord! I am the h...
*Darcan and Jack enter the tent*
JustLooking123
Jack:
Hah! What a freak! You really know how to get people excited huh?
Hey fortuneteller! What do you see about MY fortune?
Fortuneteller:
You won't survive long enough to hear it... *turns toward Darcan*
Well, so you are here to...
Jack:
What? hey... what did you just said?
Fortuneteller:
*still talking to Darcan* I have written the answer for the King here and...
Jack:
The King and all his dogs can go eat shit!
What did you said about MY fortune? How won't I survi... Garrgh!!!
*suddenly, a sword pierces his chest, and he collapses to the ground... it was Darcan's sword*
Darcan:
Insulting the King is punishable by death... *sheathing his sword*
Xdqwerty
Fortuneteller:
Thats what I meant.
Jack:
Darcan... You son of a... *Perishes*
Darcan:
Sorry, but I have to obey the king.
Fortuneteller:
As I was saying, I have written the answer for the King and you will give it to him, get it?
Darcan:
Yes sir!
JustLooking123
Fortuneteller:
...
Are you waiting for something?
Darcan:
Is there nothing you have to tell me?
Fortuneteller:
You mean things aren't already clear enough?
The King is waiting, so please hurry and deliver the message...
Darcan:
...
Yes sir.
*Darcan steps out of the tent, walking through the desert, disheartened*
Darcan:
The Unkillable Messenger...
(One Year later...)
*a few soldiers stand in a room, each holding two swords*
Darcan:
I must always be prepared for another battle with Scaramantra...
Everyone, attack me at the same time!
Xdqwerty
*The soldiers all attack Darcan at the same time, but he manages to avoid them all*
The soldiers:
What the...
JustLooking123
Darcan:
Too slow! Scaramantra's attacks are way faster than this!
I can't practice properly if you can't manage even this much!
Chief:
*entering the room*... Are you practicing again?
C'mon, you know you’ll never be sent on any dangerous missions anymore.
What’s the point of being this stubborn?
I mean... look at my soldiers? How much are you going to push them?
*points to soldiers panting and collapsing from exhaustion*
Xdqwerty
Darcan:
But... What if Scaramantra attacks again? I need to be prepared!
JustLooking123
Chief:
Yeah... yeah... never change, eh?
Another mission for you.
The Head Mage’ll give you the details herself, go find her on the second floor.
Might take a few minutes before she shows up... wait outside the Elemental Magic Academy’s door.
Darcan:
Yes sir.
One of the exhausted soldiers:
Hah... woo! a mission from the Head Mage herself?
Maybe she's sending a letter to a lover or something huh?
Good luck postman!
Everyone:
Hahahaha!
Xdqwerty
Darcan:
I'll show you i'm not a postman!