Left twix or right twix

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

I implore you, this is not an attempt at anything Fake-kun. This a legit ultra superduper serious question.

What Twix is better? Left or right?

For me, it has to be the right one:

While the untrained eye might view left and right Twix as identical twins of the chocolate world, a closer examination, ideally under a caramel-sensitive spectroscope, reveals that right Twix is the superior specimen of confectionery engineering. Crafted using a patented caramel drapery method, right Twix offers a more harmonious distribution of chew-resistance and flavor diffusion, allowing for a smoother, more emotionally fulfilling bite experience. The chocolate coating is silkier, the biscuit snappier, and the mouthfeel dynamically optimized across all notion of indulgence. Cultural psychology even suggests that the human brain prefers right-oriented choices, subconsciously associating them with progress. Think of 2d platforming. In essence, choosing right Twix isn’t just a decision, it’s the right decision.

 

[ciro64]

I don't eat candy

 

[Eclipse14]

Middle Twix.

 

[Scotty]

There's no difference between the two. It's a cheap marketing gimmick to make you buy more Twix bars.

 

[WallachiaResident98]

 

[RageBurner]

Right, just because the box saying "right" appeals to me more due to the color scheme.

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

im on edge, ill eat both wrappers and you can have the rest.

 

[ciro64]

im on edge

as usual

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Shove them both in your mouth at the same time, speedrun your candy.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

There's no difference between the two. It's a cheap marketing gimmick to make you buy more Twix bars.

I don't think it actually does anything

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

They should start adding a small amount of laxative to one of the Twix's at random, make it more interesting.

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

They should start adding a small amount of laxative to one of the Twix's at random, make it more interesting.

Russian roulette but with Twix

 

[JustLooking123]

What a Twixt of fate!...

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Is Dark Souls 2 a left twix or right twix game?

 

[trickybus]

The left one because it's closer to the Devil.

 

[DunkeyKong]

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Right coz I’m right handed and my left hand is holding my phone.

 

[jiyuuboyetsvi]

I'm the only one who chose left twix?????

 

[Frickinfrik]

Left. Because Left is always* right

 

[Yousef]

Shove them both in your mouth at the same time, speedrun your candy.

That’s what I do.

 

[Yousef]

I implore you, this is not an attempt at anything Fake-kun. This a legit ultra superduper serious question.

What Twix is better? Left or right?

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For me, it has to be the right one:

While the untrained eye might view left and right Twix as identical twins of the chocolate world, a closer examination, ideally under a caramel-sensitive spectroscope, reveals that right Twix is the superior specimen of confectionery engineering. Crafted using a patented caramel drapery method, right Twix offers a more harmonious distribution of chew-resistance and flavor diffusion, allowing for a smoother, more emotionally fulfilling bite experience. The chocolate coating is silkier, the biscuit snappier, and the mouthfeel dynamically optimized across all notion of indulgence. Cultural psychology even suggests that the human brain prefers right-oriented choices, subconsciously associating them with progress. Think of 2d platforming. In essence, choosing right Twix isn’t just a decision, it’s the right decision.

I voted i hate you but i actually love you.

 

[Mini_Man.XW]

I eat both, but I eat em the right way

 

[Cardboardtubeknight Cardboardtubeknight]

I voted i hate you but i actually love you.

 

[What's His Face]

I eat Twix the same way I put on my pants & shoes and "make whoopie" - both at the same time.