How to be THE MAN

[SleepyRyGuy]

Hey. This is very serious, guys. That's why I'm posting this here in a forum filled with video game fanatics b.c it's so very serious and I need help from people
who are just like me.

Look, nevermind that. The bottom line is I'm getting older and flabbier. Getting ear hair over here ffs. Hip hurts and so does everything else, especially when it's about to rain. Midlife crisis is about to become 4/4 life crisis if I can't be cool, I've decided. because if you're not cool, then you fail at life.

Then I had an idea! I just need to regain my mojo! That will fix all my problems.

So here's my question... how do I be cool?

Especially... in front of the LADDDDIEESSSSSS?

I am a white dude with no game except when there's a controller in my hand. (not a helpful skill)

How do I be smooth? And remember...this is SERIOUS.

 

[Iguana-0]

have good rizz

 

[GardeniaSky]

Idk, just be sincere. And have decent hygiene. Respect the ladies.

Honestly the bar is so low. If you're a decent guy that puts effort into the relationship, that's all we really want.

 

[Kamako]

Every woman is different! Ask them questions and show an active interest in what they say.

Get strong, and be as self-sufficient as possible. Don't volunteer every thought that comes into your head.

Now, would you like to hear my every opinion on the intricacies of the MGS2 AI scripting?

 

[TotzOnGaming]

have good rizz

This and Confidence and We have to smell good. ladies love that, and you gotta know how to break the Ice, never hesitate to start a conversation.

 

[Hikari.EXE]

I don't know, when I get a girl I'll tell you how I did it, 'k?

 

[SleepyRyGuy]

have good rizz

Sir, what is this rizz you speak of? I done told ya I got no game, brother. Rizzle done fizzle.

Every woman is different! Ask them questions and show an active interest in what they say.

Get strong, and be as self-sufficient as possible. Don't volunteer every thought that comes into your head.

Thank you for the thoughtful response.

Now, would you like to hear my every opinion on the intricacies of the MGS2 AI scripting?

Lol nice. Ummm... actually maybe. :D I need scissors 61? ... wait, Are you telling me I should shave lol. (I do need to shave.) I probably look like a bumfuzzled hobo in heat right now.

 

[Insomnia_ig]

Be respectful, confidence, smell good, and try not to be a creep. I'd also say try to pick up another talent or hobby while video games are fine, it's a not very interesting to a lot of girls who aren't gamers.

 

[SLEDGE_DOG]

I've found having a physical creative hobby can help a lot. Doesn't matter what it is. Painting, baking, sewing, smithing, whatever. Gives you something interesting to talk about and shows you have a passion/dedication to something.
Also, a personalized hand-made gift will make anyone love you.

 

[SleepyRyGuy]

Yea. My attempts to joke about something serious appear to have fooled no one. I like how people can see right through me, even on the internet. :p

 

[Clippy]

Since this is VERY SERIOUS it's time for me to share my secret: You need a decent repertoire of cheesy pickup lines. Here's one for free:

Hey gurl, you know how much an average polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

Trust me, you'll have ladies eating out of your hand in no time.

 

[Samatonic]

Be a person who listens, be respective, look and dress respectively not like a slouch, ask her about what she likes first rather then yourself, be patient. Drop a few jokes around here or there. Have a back-up plan as in if things aren't going your way.

 

[SleepyRyGuy]

Since this is VERY SERIOUS it's time for me to share my secret: You need a decent repertoire of cheesy pickup lines. Here's one for free:

Hey gurl, you know how much an average polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

Trust me, you'll have ladies eating out of your hand in no time.

A free cheesy pick-up line! Oh boy ohboy what a lucky day.

How about this one... "I have finally arrived! What were your 2 other wishes?"

 

[Gorse]

Hey gurl, you know how much an average polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.

Hey Clippy, what do you and a basketball have in common?

You'll both bounce when I get you on my bed.

 

[SleepyRyGuy]

Or how about this.. "Girl have you been eating a lot because i find you phat as hell!"

 

[Samatonic]

Hey Clippy, what do you and a basketball have in common?

You'll both bounce when I get you on my bed.

Quite creative.

 

[SleepyRyGuy]

Yea I see what you're saying! Yea I think I got this!

 

[Samatonic]

Or how about this.. "Girl have you been eating a lot because i find you phat as hell!"

You'll be talking to a lady, not a friend.

 

[RageBurner]

@Samatonic already conveyed what I meant to say, then I'll add that if you look for the worst examples of male behavior and dating and do the opposite, that alone will go a long way.

 

[SleepyRyGuy]

You'll be talking to a lady, not a friend.

Cmon I can class it up. How hard could it possibly be?

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!"

Also I think it's worth mentioning that it's easy to say a pick up line but how do you really make it yours? How do you make it stick? Something in tone or demeanor? Body language?

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Also I really appreciate peoples candor and sense of humor about this topic. :D Thank you

 

[Ethernoh]

Older gentlemen rely on money to attract, the cold hard truth.
There's no other bulletproof strat when getting older...
Also don't be unattractive, I mean, take care of yourself and don't be a creep.

 

[Samatonic]

@Samatonic already conveyed what I meant to say, then I'll add that if you look for the worst examples of male behavior and dating and do the opposite, that alone will go a long way.

 

[Clippy]

@Samatonic already conveyed what I meant to say, then I'll add that if you look for the worst examples of male behavior and dating and do the opposite, that alone will go a long way.

I guess there is merit to Andrew Tate and his inane ramblings, huh.

 

[Samatonic]

Cmon I can class it up. How hard could it possibly be?

"Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest!"

Also I think it's worth mentioning that it's easy to say a pick up line but how do you really make it yours? How do you make it stick? Something in tone or demeanor? Body language?

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Also I really appreciate peoples candor and sense of humor about this topic. :D Thank you

You could say "Sorry I was late, the national museum had an art run away, was it you ?" - cheesy I know.

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I guess there is merit to Andrew Tate and his inane ramblings, huh.

I've never seen or heard of this person. You may say it tells what a man can become rather than what a man chooses to become.

 

[ciro64]

So you want to be COOL?