Random How do you wipe?

[DrunkGecko]

Do you sit? Do you stand? Do you fold the toilet paper? Do you crumple it? Do you wrap the toilet paper around your finger and scoop it out like a fresh November pudding?

 

[Kamako]

Hand-standing on the tank, wiping with my toes. I only wish I was able to see the paper glide gracefully through the air and descend into the bowl. But alas, I must face the wall.
Our God is a cruel ruler. A crueler.

 

[Samatonic Samatonic]