How do I become as cool as Spike?

[RomaniMajorasMask]

If I do, maybe I can be super popular on here. Any suggestions?

 

[χKai]

Maybe you could Spike your hair.

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Host lots of games ;D

 

[Zerpina]

<Hands you a box>
You must take this box and keep it safe. Never, under any circumstance, open it... no matter how much the voice, err... Spirit is acting like someone alive inside, begs and pleads for freedom.
Honestly, don't mind the banging from inside... that's all a trick by the spirit... yeah... spirit.

 

[RomaniMajorasMask]

<Hands you a box>
You must take this box and keep it safe. Never, under any circumstance, open it... no matter how much the voice, err... Spirit is acting like someone alive inside, begs and pleads for freedom.
Honestly, don't mind the banging from inside... that's all a trick by the spirit... yeah... spirit.
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This seems shady. Very, very shady.

But fuck it, I'm desperate. I'll carry this box to the end of the earth.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Be a Space Cowboy!

 

[Zerpina]

Be a Space Cowboy!

Dammit, I was getting ready to post that. XD

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

I wish i was sexy and cool like Spike

 

[Doc X]

To achieve your dream, you must defeat one of Dr. Wily's deadliest robot masters: Spiked Wall Man!

 

[JackNoir413]

become a hero for the community like he did.

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

Additionally: get your own anime.

That's super important.

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

Dammit, I was getting ready to post that. XD

Sorry I beat ya to it!

 

[χKai]

He probably out there reading all this like

 

[Zerpina]

He probably out there reading all this like
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More like...

 

[RomaniMajorasMask]

So to become like spike I have to..

You must take this box and keep it safe

Take a box of haunted spirits- potentially haunted spirits..

Be a Space Cowboy!

Become a cowboy. In space. Somehow.

you must defeat one of Dr. Wily's deadliest robot masters: Spiked Wall Man!

Beat a giant fuck-ass big wall. A spiked one, no less.

become a hero for the community like he did.

Become a hero! On top of being a space cowboy!

get your own anime.

Get a show with my likeness on it!!!

Maybe you could Spike your hair.

And, lastly. Get a mohawk, or something.


I know I said I was desperate, but.. I dunno if I can do all that.

 

[χKai]

 

[Daughter of Janus]

Malkavian (Insane):
*Eye twitch* Oh, darling, why settle for a mere clone when you can become the very fabric of his existence?

*starts talking to a nearby spoon* Tell me, spoon, do you dream of skin suits and spikes? Or is that just the reflection of my fractured mind?... Yes, yes, the hair, the clone, the skin, it's all so...​

*Whispers* deliciously simple... I could wear flesh like a warm blanket, whisper secrets in their eye... or maybe just whisper sweet nothings to the shadows.

*giggles manically* Why not stitch yourself into his shadow and dance forever in the dark? Life's too short for normalcy, after all.​

 

[ATenderLad]

He probably out there reading all this like
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The thing that makes Spike cool is that he won’t even bother to open this thread.

 

[χKai]

The thing that makes Spike cool is that he won’t even bother to open this thread.

I kinda figured, it was just a joke.

 

[JackNoir413]

The thing that makes Spike cool is that he won’t even bother to open this thread.

he will, but he will act like he didnt if we ask him directly.

 

[ATenderLad]

he will, but he will act like he didnt if we ask him directly.

Also possible, but he’s the only Admin; we could never prove it!

 

[JackNoir413]

Also possible, but he’s the only Admin; we could never prove it!

TRUE!

 

[Goblin Slayer]

Hunn humm HUMMMM like Spike, huh...
Gotta kill them GOBLINS!!! Gotta catch 'em... SMASH 'EM, BASHEM!!!!
Gotta make sure none of those FILTHY, STINKING GOBLINS!!!... can goblinate anything...
Filthy goblin cheese-loving GOBLINS!!!!

Now, what you need is a solid club, check, a LARGE axe... good for the tiny goblins...
A sword... <lovingly rubs face against sword blade>
Yes, Daddy's little Farfignewton is gonna slay some goblins. Yes, you are...

And goblin peepee... a few dozen vials of it...

<shakes head> Bururururu...
And to be like Spike? I dunno...
Be a bounty hunter?

...goblins...

 

[JackNoir413]

Hunn humm HUMMMM like Spike, huh...
Gotta kill them GOBLINS!!! Gotta catch 'em... SMASH 'EM, BASHEM!!!!
Gotta make sure none of those FILTHY, STINKING GOBLINS!!!... can goblinate anything...
Filthy goblin cheese-loving GOBLINS!!!!

Now, what you need is a solid club, check, a LARGE axe... good for the tiny goblins...
A sword... <lovingly rubs face against sword blade>
Yes, Daddy's little Farfignewton is gonna slay some goblins. Yes, you are...

And goblin peepee... a few dozen vials of it...

<shakes head> Bururururu...
And to be like Spike? I dunno...
Be a bounty hunter?

...goblins...

Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a goblins into the concrete. Crucify filthy goblins. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a wok. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goblins gas tank. Judo throw goblins into a wood chipper. Twist goblins heads off. Report goblins to the IRS. Karate chop goblins in half. Trap goblins in quicksand. Crush goblins in the trash compactor. Liquefy goblins in a vat of acid. Eat goblins. Dissect goblins. Cremate goblins in the oven. Lobotomize goblins. Vaporize goblins with a ray gun. Kick old goblins down the stairs. Feed goblins to alligators. Slice goblins with a katana.

 

[Goblin Slayer]

Kill goblins. Behead goblins. Roundhouse kick a goblins into the concrete. Crucify filthy goblins. Launch goblins into the sun. Stir fry goblins in a wok. Toss goblins into active volcanoes. Urinate into a goblins gas tank. Judo throw goblins into a wood chipper. Twist goblins heads off. Report goblins to the IRS. Karate chop goblins in half. Trap goblins in quicksand. Crush goblins in the trash compactor. Liquefy goblins in a vat of acid. Eat goblins. Dissect goblins. Cremate goblins in the oven. Lobotomize goblins. Vaporize goblins with a ray gun. Kick old goblins down the stairs. Feed goblins to alligators. Slice goblins with a katana.

Congratulations! You passed the GOBLIN Test...
You aren't possibly a FILTHY, STINKING, HORRIBLE GOBLIN!!!!

Now, get ready... we have filthy goblins to murdaelmulationeate. What? Yes, that's a real word!!!
ARGH, doesn't matter. You! Short one, go get the Goblin Peepee, need about three dozen vials of it...

What table? No! They don't need to know why or how I got that much.
<shakes head> Bururururu.
Welcome to Team Goblin Slayer. Nice to have you aboard...

...goblins...