Random Hello, this is Wendy’s

[Yousef]

Unfortunately the ice machine is broke. Would you like to browse the dollar menu? Soda comes free with a coupon. Have you installed the app? If so, would you like to use your points to get free fries?

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24's icon TamagotchiTamaHero24 TamagotchiTamaHero24]

Uhhhh… I usually get the Baconator combo! That’ll be a medium size with diet Dr. Pepper to drink! Thank you so much, by the way!

(Unironically this is how I usually order. I like to be polite and get the same thing most times. Also, this post made me hungry. How dare?)

 

[OmegaPunch's icon OmegaPunch OmegaPunch]

 

[diapered]

UHHHH, yea can I get a burger with an egg on it? Can you guys do that?

 

[Mr. Daddy]

dollar menu

In this economy?

 

[TamagotchiTamaHero24's icon TamagotchiTamaHero24 TamagotchiTamaHero24]

Unfortunately the ice machine is broke. Would you like to browse the dollar menu? Soda comes free with a coupon. Have you installed the app? If so, would you like to use your points to get free fries?

Yeah, that’s the funniest part of this. They don’t have a dollar menu anymore.





And by funny, I mean I’m crying.

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Yeah, that’s the funniest part of this. They don’t have a dollar menu anymore.





And by funny, I mean I’m crying.

WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEBODY NAMED “MR. DADDY” IM FUCKING DYING

 

[Antilocal123]

Can I get a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

 

[Antilocal123]

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

That’s the meme from Tiktok!

 

[Mr. Daddy]

WHY THE FUCK IS SOMEBODY NAMED “MR. DADDY” IM FUCKING DYING​

Oh man, I didn't see this post until way later
It's a nickname from when I was in high school that I just stuck with as a username.​

 

[Daughter of Janus]

(Serious):

 

[medisinn]

Uhhhh yeah can I get the SpongeBob burger and frosty?

...Oh I see they stopped that promotion a while ago. Dang. Hmmm....can I get entry for one to the buffet then?

...Wait, Wendy's stopped doing that in 1998? Oh. Okay. Uhmmmmmmmmm I guess I'll just have a cup of water then ;_;

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

With Jigglycoins you'll have a JigglyBurger,

 

[GardeniaSky's icon GardeniaSky GardeniaSky]

I want one of those deal bags. Jr bacon cheeseburger, honey mustard as a sauce and a coke.

 

[χKai]

 

[Antilocal123]

With Jigglycoins you'll have a JigglyBurger,

Shut up brokie

 

[ObscureJigglypuff]

Shut up brokie

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Shut up brokie

You just follow Jiggly around, huh?

 

[Yousef]

With Jigglycoins you'll have a JigglyBurger,

Hey, you’re forgetting the password to receive the secret menu items

Let’s get, jiggy with it!

 

[Yousef]

I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Oh? So you want the order to take king so the Ballas would have time to get the jump on Grove Street, then use eating all food as excuse to not shoot during the drive-by. DENIED.

 

[DrunkGecko]

Wendeez nuts

 

[Yousef]

Wendeez nuts
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Sir, this is Wendy’s