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Previous Episodes:
1: Prologue to Corrintastrophe
2: The Clone Wars Begin
3: Corrin's Mystery Dungeon
4: Big Trouble in Little Birthright
5: In Search Of Plot
6: God Help Us
7: The Lunatic Proposal
8: Surf N' Turf
9: The Odd Couple(s)
10: I'll have to give myself a Prrrrrrromotion!
11: The Final(s) Week
12: People Die When They Are Killed
13: Floating islands, Stimulus checks, and ArmorMyrm shipping
14: Tricky Tony's Minigame Madness
The Year is 2015.
Awakening has sold gangbusters.
Paper Mario Sticker Star has crashed and burned.
Somehow, both games are getting a sequel.
Fire Emblem Fates is that sequel. With more involved mechanics, map exclusive mechanics, removed cheese, refined difficulty, Bad Writing, and 3 whole games of content; almost double the number of total chapters, Fates is-
Broadly considered one of the most widely disliked FE games.
For reasons that are not unwarranted, yes, but come along with me and you'll understand that this game has more to offer to a dedicated player than a casual fan, paradoxically. For all of the beamoaning how the series was now "Too anime" and "Infested By CASUALS", Fates arguably gives the real Hard Mode Gaming fans what they want over the 3ds noobs, to an extent only somewhat matched by future entries. Fates is a game of experimentation, vastly increasing the scope of combat by including more moving variables from combat to combat, more control over how units grow and change class, and also Gay Marriage!
Streetpass! Fates has an integrated streetpass system for distributing your customizable main character Corrin (You're probably familiar with them as the girl from smash bros withher feet out a chainsaw sword, but corrin is a lot more than that. Corrins can be deployed in all missions, and despite not having support conversations, they are fully featured insofar as having the exact stats and growths as the genuine article. Now, while streetpass and the Suprisingly Robust Online System have been down for some time now, through the power of hacking we can add and modify these Corrin Clones into the game, fully customizable in terms of giving them an appearance, a Pokemon-Nature esque Boon/Bane, and just about any class in the game and custom skill sets to make up for their lack of post-generation reclassing
Using the below google form, you can, without ever having had even played the game, or really understanding a ton about it, give me a corrin to use in my playthrough!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1sEJyHNjt909XaAd4pA7ndXIXbAHKv4qQmqbNYcTdlOE/viewform
However, all corrins must know that they're fighting for their lives. in this Playthrough of Revelation Hard/Classic, permadeath is ENABLED. Your corrins CAN and perhaps WILL die. I, personally, have never played through Rev before in its entirety despite owning all 3 routes since launch, and although since I'm playing on the middle difficulty and have a lot of experience with the game's mechanics, I do NOT know the finer points about the back half of Rev.
CHAPTER 22:
Oh my dear great scott! its a beautiful woman!
You join Yousef Throuple?!
what
Please excuse my very bisexual clones. We seek the king of Valla, anankos
yeah you would wouldn't you gayboy
mom please stop being weird
azura's mom please keep being weird its very funny. Evil witches and mystics of forbidden arts rule. please join the good guy server we have legendary swords and naizou will take care of us if we get too high
Yousef Smoke Point!
*beebitty beep boop* heyyyyy Arete sweety. are you at the woods yet mikky wants to tell you to pick up fish and peaches for the dining hall we're all out.
Evil dad! You're in leauge with the vallites?!
no i don't really work for them im just in their groupchat. Kamui boy please become evil our gc is way cooler than the hero gc
yeah honestly kamui you should go full silentdragon mode it'd be funny.I was here to tempt you into betraying your gay little mortal family with promises of great magic but tbh just having you in our discord would be chill too
What? no... this cannot be... my Clone Snapchat Group is too peak.. I can't simply abandon any of my clones![or family!]
fineeee. whatever
ok lol bye kamui have fun in the evil woods that kill you. My evil ex wife will have to kill you now lol. *Beep de boop*
. so is that a yes or a no on the throuple thing
I need to get the fuck out of this forest right now
Ryoma sums up what we were all thinking: We need arete defeated to continue. let's get right to it
this map will be short. These great masters have just enough HP and mixed defenses to not go down to one round of combat most of the time, although korny has the skills to pay the bills
This map has a gimmick about burning down chunks of trees with the dragon veins to make our way to more enemies and chests. all the chests have pretty mid loot and we don't really require going out of our way for more experience so we're going to mostly just beeline to the end, which is a lot faster and easier
another astra for the road she's been getting a lot of these recently
naizou was attacked by an extra enemy than I expected, but his good HP meant that he wouldn't die. thanks Naizou!
1: Prologue to Corrintastrophe
2: The Clone Wars Begin
3: Corrin's Mystery Dungeon
4: Big Trouble in Little Birthright
5: In Search Of Plot
6: God Help Us
7: The Lunatic Proposal
8: Surf N' Turf
9: The Odd Couple(s)
10: I'll have to give myself a Prrrrrrromotion!
11: The Final(s) Week
12: People Die When They Are Killed
13: Floating islands, Stimulus checks, and ArmorMyrm shipping
14: Tricky Tony's Minigame Madness
The Year is 2015.
Awakening has sold gangbusters.
Paper Mario Sticker Star has crashed and burned.
Somehow, both games are getting a sequel.
Fire Emblem Fates is that sequel. With more involved mechanics, map exclusive mechanics, removed cheese, refined difficulty,
Broadly considered one of the most widely disliked FE games.
For reasons that are not unwarranted, yes, but come along with me and you'll understand that this game has more to offer to a dedicated player than a casual fan, paradoxically. For all of the beamoaning how the series was now "Too anime" and "Infested By CASUALS", Fates arguably gives the real Hard Mode Gaming fans what they want over the 3ds noobs, to an extent only somewhat matched by future entries. Fates is a game of experimentation, vastly increasing the scope of combat by including more moving variables from combat to combat, more control over how units grow and change class, and also Gay Marriage!
But Kevins, what does this have to do with *Me????*
Streetpass! Fates has an integrated streetpass system for distributing your customizable main character Corrin (You're probably familiar with them as the girl from smash bros with
Using the below google form, you can, without ever having had even played the game, or really understanding a ton about it, give me a corrin to use in my playthrough!
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1sEJyHNjt909XaAd4pA7ndXIXbAHKv4qQmqbNYcTdlOE/viewform
EXCEPT IT DOESNT REALLY MATTER ANYMORE GRAAAAAAAAAAH
However, all corrins must know that they're fighting for their lives. in this Playthrough of Revelation Hard/Classic, permadeath is ENABLED. Your corrins CAN and perhaps WILL die. I, personally, have never played through Rev before in its entirety despite owning all 3 routes since launch, and although since I'm playing on the middle difficulty and have a lot of experience with the game's mechanics, I do NOT know the finer points about the back half of Rev.
CHAPTER 22:
yeah you would wouldn't you gayboy azura's mom please keep being weird its very funny. Evil witches and mystics of forbidden arts rule. please join the good guy server we have legendary swords and naizou will take care of us if we get too high Evil dad! You're in leauge with the vallites?! no i don't really work for them im just in their groupchat. Kamui boy please become evil our gc is way cooler than the hero gc yeah honestly kamui you should go full silentdragon mode it'd be funny.I was here to tempt you into betraying your gay little mortal family with promises of great magic but tbh just having you in our discord would be chill too What? no... this cannot be... my Clone Snapchat Group is too peak.. I can't simply abandon any of my clones![or family!] fineeee. whatever ok lol bye kamui have fun in the evil woods that kill you. My evil ex wife will have to kill you now lol. *Beep de boop*. so is that a yes or a no on the throuple thingRyoma sums up what we were all thinking: We need arete defeated to continue. let's get right to it
this map will be short. These great masters have just enough HP and mixed defenses to not go down to one round of combat most of the time, although korny has the skills to pay the bills
This map has a gimmick about burning down chunks of trees with the dragon veins to make our way to more enemies and chests. all the chests have pretty mid loot and we don't really require going out of our way for more experience so we're going to mostly just beeline to the end, which is a lot faster and easier
another astra for the road she's been getting a lot of these recently
naizou was attacked by an extra enemy than I expected, but his good HP meant that he wouldn't die. thanks Naizou!