Best phrases, favorite idioms or sayings?

[Wariat]

My favorite is to call someone a pinhead. whats yours?

 

[Stingy Perry Stingy Perry]

This is an old saying from where I came from and it says; “You might be the one you detest the most.”

 

[nobitakun]

One of the best sentences in cinema history for me is one appearing in Shrek:

"it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you" lol.

 

[pingugaming]

piece o' cake, break a leg, hold your horses, y'all are some of my favorite

 

[ZombieFish]

“Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.”

 

[RustySK]

"You opened this can of worms, now lie in it." Malaphors are fun.

 

[Patapolis]

open mouth, insert foot (sometimes i get to mixed up as open foot, insert mouth)

 

[bigstinkie]

'you made your bread, now lie to him'

 

[Crashbandi]

"It is what it is and it ain't what it ain't"

"There is always a way"

The first is a phrase learning to except life and what it throws at you. The second is a phrase that means alot to me, I'm very optimistic and I repeat it almost daily when life tries to get in my way.

 

[carb0n0x]

"It's a doggy dog world out there"

 

[bigstinkie]

"It's a doggy dog world out there"

omg this one is so touching
it reminds me proverbs like that are a diamond dozen

 

[Nebulon_Galaxy]

"I knew I shouldn't wear khakis"

 

[Waffles's iconWaffles]

"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that. I don't speak idiot".

 

[Naltic]

"Great minds think alike". There have been so many times when that idiom has been proven true to me.

 

[Cris_Agev]

"La venganza nunca es buena, mata el alma y la envenena"

 

[Clippy]

Should you need insults:

 

[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't.

Been feeling this one lately.