I want to know what my future subjects want to know.
an iron first obviously.Will you rule with benevolence or an iron fist?
Only if you become my minion.Can I ride on your airship?
I'd love to see a Jet Jaguar and Gamera team up and Godzilla needs to team up with Anguirus again it's been over 50 years! ?Who would you team up with Gamera or Godzilla ?
Because she loves me and is playing hard to get obviously!Why do you keep on kidnapping Peach? Why not Daisy? Or maybe Rosalina?
i just realized I probably misread so I will change the answer! I would team up with Gamera probably Godzilla seems hard to work with. I thought you meant who I would want to team up with them oops.Who would you team up with Gamera or Godzilla ?
Blue shells target those who are number 1 who is me so I need to own them all!What are your policies on blue shell ownership?
I don't remember (I haven't played) other than having some awful indigestion from those plumbers.What did you think of your depiction in the hit Nintendo DS game Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story? Did they get your look and personality right?
As long as I am worshiped the most do what you want!What is your policy towards Bass worshippers?
This one obviously!What would be your kingdom's flag?
I just want to know what you want to know!What exactly want to know our great ruler about us, mere mushrooms?
Who's chucking the woodchucks?!How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood?
Who's recording me farting??? I do that in private! I must know the stalker!Do you know about that one GIF of you farting?
Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door!What's your favorite Mario spin-off?
Only if they are made with Mario and Luigi's ribsWill you bring McRib back m'lord ser?
I LOVE THEM! THAT'S WHY I TURN PEACH'S CITIZENS INTO THEM MUHAHAHA!Do you like mushrooms ??
You will be rewarded with a once in a lifetime offer of an autograph from me!What shall be my reward once I bring the head of Mario?
Well you're kinda screwed aren't you?What should I do if I accidentally an entire blue shell?
I was very pleased with it until Mario defeated me in the end! This pumber favoritism is unfair! At least a lot of people are a big fan of my musical number.What are your thoughts on the Super Mario Bros. movie from a couple years ago and how they portrayed you in it? Was it just Mushroom Kingdom propaganda?
Maybe temporarily. He's kinda....weird and gross.Would you team up with Wario?
Mario of course! He keeps taking away my future bride! Luigi is just a scaredy cat.Who do you hate the most Mario or Luigi?