Random Absurd threats thread

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

I dont want this to devolve into actual threats

---

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slide bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if you take one more diddly darn step right there im gonna have to diddly darn snap your neck and wowza woulnd't that be a crummy juncture huh?do you want that?do you wish upon yourself into physical experience with a crummy juncture because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up then well gosh diddly darn i just might have to not get so friendly with you my friendly friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy

 

[CyberRabbit]

(CyberRabbit chuckled) “You mean the chaos emeralds?”

 

[Lod 10]

Bem, pessoal!Well folks, it's been a while since I commented that I've been trying to leave RGT for a while, I just wanted to say have a great day!

 

[Xdqwerty Xdqwerty]

Bem, pessoal!Well folks, it's been a while since I commented that I've been trying to leave RGT for a while, I just wanted to say have a great day!

This is quite offtopic but thx

 

[ZEGA ZONIC]

(This thread might get locked if you guys aren't careful about this. Just saying.)
Give me Touhou in the Repo or I'll eat all of your NES roms.