102 Chuck Norris Jokes to Celebrate the Ultimate Badass

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Everyone has probably heard of this actor his name is Chuck Norris, an action movie hero who is now retro himself but do you know the jokes that exist about him? I found some really good ones on this site have fun laughing !

102 Chuck Norris Jokes to Celebrate the Ultimate Badass

When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in shape.

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[bigstinkie]

i believe bruce lee ripped out some of chuck norris' chest hair

 

[PSVitaForever]

I used to use this phone, years ago, and when I found these memes I was proud of my Nokia :) (only breakable by Chuck Norris)

 

[Clippy]

 

[thecrow2313]

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i believe bruce lee ripped out some of chuck norris' chest hair

The Way of the Dragon (1972) ⭐ 7.1 | Action, Adventure, Comedy

1h 30m | R

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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

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Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

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I loved this awesome & most unforgettable movie scene

The Expendables 2 (2012) ⭐ 6.6 | Action, Adventure, Thriller

1h 43m | R

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[RanmyakuIchi's icon RanmyakuIchi RanmyakuIchi]

Chuck Norris jokes? That's a blast from the past.

 

[ciro64]

Chuck Norris can sew with boxing gloves on.

 

[thecrow2313]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrCDbvxlSMk

 

[IyoTheHelpfulWolf]

His blood type is AK47

 

[PSVitaForever]

I loved this awesome & most unforgettable movie scene

The Expendables 2 (2012) ⭐ 6.6 | Action, Adventure, Thriller

1h 43m | R

www.imdb.com

I can't see this video (shows as not available here), but I liked this movie so much!!

 

[ciro64]

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