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It's almost like a law... you get online for the first time and make the most edgy, embarrassing email address possible so you can join all the equally edgy and embarrassing sites ever. And that email might carry you for a very long time... but, eventually, it starts feeling awkward to hand out...

I remember begging my parents to get me this gorgeous Alcatel 331A when I was about 12-years-old because my sister had gotten a Nokia 1100 earlier that year and, well, I didn't wanna miss out on all the cool things people were doing at the time. I actually didn't need a phone, though, since I...