Movies What do you think about the redesign of the characters in Shrek 5?

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Personally, I'm not completely convinced.
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Oh my divinity in which I don't believe, why the Hell they want to do another movie of a franchise dead years ago?
 
i don't give a crap. I'm just glad Shreky Boi has come back! Shrek is love but more importantly Shrek is life! Although i don't wanna wait until freakin' 2026 for it to come out!
 
1. WHERE ARE HIS OTHER CHILDREN!?
2. I'm kind of sick of Zendaya popping up in everything... honestly I'm kind of sick of seeing the same actors over and over again in everything in general.
 
Donkey looks weird, the rest look ok.

I really want Donkey and Perrito to meet tho.
 
Wait what
what what what

What the fuck

I am hallucinating right now? Is this AI?
 
[INTERIOR -- Oval Office. Shrek and Fiona enter, and see the evil baron Donorc Trump sitting at the desk and grinning wickedly.]

TRUMP
"You're too late, Shrek! In just a few minutes, my candy-cane wall will be complete, and the monsters of the Nightmare Swampxico will be barred from immigrating to the Fairy Tale Kingdom – FOREVER!!"

SHREK
"I don't think so, chuddypoo! I'm gonna give a fascist type like you what he/they deserves!"

[Shrek punches Trump. A red arrow with the words "THIS REPRESENTS RIGHT-LEANING/CENTER-RIGHT-LEANING VOTERS" appears, pointing at the latter.]

TRUMP
"OUCH, YOU PUNCHED ME!!!! Wait a second, I forget – which political affiliation did I belong to, again? I think I'll vote for whichever party is represented by the animal that walks into this room next."

[Donkey enters the office.]

DONKEY
"Yo, you ever notice how black dragons fly like this..."
[Donkey makes a slow, subdued gesture, indicating a laidback, generally-carefree attitude.]
"....and white dragons fly like this?"
[Donkey makes a decidedly more pronounced, intended gesture, suggesting a culture of excessive reverence for manners and decorum. Hold for audience laughter.]

TRUMP, LAUGHING
"Well, you've convinced me! I think I'll be addressing transgendered people with their preferred pronouns from now on. It all seems so clear... like I've arisen from a dream!"

SHREK
"So, would you say you feel..."
[Shrek looks at the camera, raises an eyebrow, and smirks.]
"...woke?"

[Cut to credits over a Demi Lovato cover of Smash Mouth's "All-Star".
THE END.]
 
Not a Shrek fan. Not really interested... I can't say I coveted the original designs in any way... and I didn't know there was going to be another flick.
So I looked it up and I'll say this:

They look like they've been designed to fit into Fortnite.

Not Bad. Not good. Just and observation.
Do with that what y'all will, lol :loldog
 
1. WHERE ARE HIS OTHER CHILDREN!?
2. I'm kind of sick of Zendaya popping up in everything... honestly I'm kind of sick of seeing the same actors over and over again in everything in general.
1. He sent them to the Korean sweat shops.
2. It's really mean to say, but she'll fall out of relevancy eventually.
 
My theater frequency dropped hard last year but I think I’ll still get to see it.
 
everyone has a stiffy for the 2000s now and Mike Myers was in a whole bunch of movies then - trying to grab that nostalgia cash I would say
 

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